Boraxian Bugle Beta 13

War!

After two months of cease fire and long sessions of peace talks which turned out to be nothing more than a big stall for the Krilgorian Creeps to declare war on the newly rebuild Boraxian scan tower.

You heard it right people we are again at war with the parasites that infest our galaxy. All pilots are called to duty immediately . All ships have been repaired and refueled and are waiting for pilots.

First course of action will be to defend the scan tower then elect an LC. Who will step up for the job?

For those of you who are new to the legion this thread is for reporting the news only. All are welcome to report but please post your comments in another thread.

More news later. Read it first in the best space paper in the galaxy, The Boraxian Bugle.

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 15 February 2004 9:51

LC ELECTIONS A COMPLETE FLOP

Will the Boraxian citizens ever listen to repeat warnings of who not to vote in for the LC duty? Perhaps what is needed is a complete explanation of why TumNarDok will not be stepping up for LC.

1.He doesn’t want the job.

2.He is an administrator to the game i.e. he has

complete access to the data base.

3.He has an extreme dislike to being in charge of

a bunch of fools.

4.He told us not to vote him in.

One thing is very clear with the results of this election, that being we can not follow simple orders. Without the ability to follow simple orders this legion will be first to die no matter how many vets or active pilots we have. Now that we have wasted this election and will be without a LC for another 15 ticks make sure you don’t make the same mistake again.

Pilot Teddywars has stepped up for the position of LC with the expectation of massive help from vets serving as VR. It is our duty to help this legion win this war and we can only do that by working together and following orders. Turn this bunch of fools into a legion that rules the galaxy.

IN OTHER NEWS...

Alarms went off in Durius Highlands when a small fleet of Ajaxian pilots entered the hyper gates. It didn’t take long for the Boraxian Bunny Fleet to exterminate three ajax ships which sent the rest fleeing the sector. the results of the mini battle clearly in the Boraxian favor as we can all see with the 4 new level 2 ships and more on the verge of completion.

Nice work Pilots Orith, Gisse, Eye Contact, and Zoney Malone.

Read it here first in the Boraxian Bugle

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 16 February 2004 7:48

LC AGREES TO FILL POST FOR ONE WEEK

Placing the legion first Commander TumNarDok agrees to lead the legion for a period not to exceed six galactic cycles. {one week}.

Without delay Commander Tum gave orders to proceed to Dragor and "clean the sector". The skill of the Boraxian pilots made short work of that sector and pressed on to the inner ring and continued to clean sectors.

There is no time to waste as reports have been rushing in that the Krills are gaining strength by feeding on the Tibs scan tower. This war is a fast moving one and there is little room for mistake.

On the other side of the galaxy the Tibs are having navigation difficulties confusing sectors with one another which have left the Krills free to roam and feed on anything that passes between them and the scan tower.

Support your local pub and only buy Boraxian Beer. Read the Bugle it can save your frill if you’re smart!

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 17 February 2004 7:04

BORAXIAN PILOTS OBLITERATE AJAX FLEET

It was a fine day for the Boraxian legion as they massed up in Apollo and did a little "sector two stepping" to lure the Ajaxian fleet in to the battle zone. The plan worked well as half of the fleet jumped to the Asteroid Fields leaving the remaining 11 ships in Apollo. This was however to good for the Ajax to pass up and they made a hasty jump into what they thought was a sleeping sector of points. The first to flee was Refunk and as the wave of fish {Ajax} began to pour into the sector they were sure victory was theirs. Commander Tum gave the order to return to Apollo where the sector turned in to a death barrel for the Ajax.

Pilot Orith courageously stepped up and offered his new level 3 fighter as bait for the fish to bite. The scent of jet fuel was to much for the Ajax to resist and they opened fire on Pilot Orith . soon their greed got the best of them and they began to fire wildly at random ships thus making it possible for Pilot Orith to leave the sector.

After this display of erratic behavior from the Ajax it was clear to Commander Tum that this was going to be easy

The Boraxian pilots made sushi out of the Ajax fleet in no time at all. "It was like shooting fish in a barrel."

OTHER NEWS

The Krills have been battling it out with the Tibs repair fleet. The Tibs ended up on top with help from Mr. Anomaly a few times. Must be one beefy repair fleet to do that much damage to the Krill. For those of you who have never flown a repair ship they have no guns only on the rare occasion of scoring a triple damage with a pick up. Must be a talented bunch of repair ships

Read the Bugle to help your aim.

• Author: Hapiface :
• Posted: 19 February 2004 4:04

BORAXIAN FLEET STROLE THROUGH AJAXUS

and on to Star City where the bombers are having the time of their lives bombing the tower with no resistance what so ever. This however may seem all fine now but we have seen in past battles that when a legion doesn’t have to fight off bad guys in the beginning it gives pilots a false sense of power. When the time comes for the big battle with all sides in the same war the legion is not prepared for the damage dealt out by bad guys compounded with the PDS (planetary defense system) of other home worlds. So it would be wise for the Boraxian pilots to keep a level head and when the tower is down find the first blob of bad guys and blow them to bits. Keep up the good work on the tower bomber pilots and never fear the fighter pilots are watching your back and as always the infamous S13 is lurking in the shadows keeping the bad guys at bay.

It has been reported that Krills and Jax are sleeping side by side in Acrador. Apparently they are having a slumber party and exchanging beauty secrets with each other. This is what one pilot had to say about it. "Legion[T] bloody naps b4 tick 50 what is the world coming to. They’ll lose they scan tower and still be weaker than a streak of piss."

When you're out on the battle field remember to thank the bugle for keeping you warm. Reports are always welcome from all pilots and yes that means you!

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 20 February 2004 5:55

SPECIAL EDITION TO HONOR LC

It isn’t very often a legion is lucky enough to get a Legion Commander who knows what to do and how to do it. The Boraxian life forms are extremely grateful to Commander TumNarDak for the superb service he has done for this legion. Why just this afternoon it was our Commander who delivered the fatal bomb which took out the Ajaxian scan tower. The timing was perfect, the damage our ships took from blowing up the tower was quickly repaired and the other legions hardly noticed we were injured at all. Nice work!

Keeping to his word the commander has announced he will be stepping down from his post on Sunday. We would like some veterans to consider taking the post. Please apply at the Bugle office.

The legion is shaping up nicely we have 10 bombers and 9 repair ships 1000 fighters and 1001 cloakers. From these numbers one would have to start encouraging pilots who lose their current ship to pick a bomber or a repair ship as their next ship.

The next move for the legion has not been decided as of yet, so please stay close until further orders are issued.

MIRICALS DO HAPPEN IN SPACE

one example would be the destruction of the Tib scan tower. It took a NAP (non-aggression pact) between the Krills and the Ajax to do what the superior Boraxian legion did on our own. It has been reported that Ajax pilots were under the impression if they helped blow up the Tib tower it would save their own. This raises the question can the Ajaxian pilots be that naive? Can we just waltz in to their HW and blow it up without them knowing? Should we try this bold move?

Space can be a messy place so be sure to recycle your previously read Bugle. Unless of course you are using them for blankets or to start that fire to keep your frills warm.

Hapiface (Boraxian)

Posted - 21 February 2004 5:5

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 21 February 2004 5:05

BORAXIAN SCAN TOWER UNDER ATTACK

Just as the Boraxian fleet move in to Ajaxus and start the attack on the Home World the krusty Krills move into Boraxian space. This move by the Krill is of course to support the NAP they have with the Ajax. Both legions know all to well if the well organized Boraxian fleet is not challenged the Ajaxaus Home World will be dust in record time. As the dedicated pilots move swiftly across the sectors the excitement begins to build as all they can see right now is big bomber points waiting to be blown to bits for invading Boraxian Space.

It was reported that we lost our first ships of this war in Ajaxaus . Every pilot and their ship is important to the legion and although some times it is necessary to sacrifice a ship to gain position in a war it is never under any circumstance healthy to SLEEP in a war sector. If you can not make every tick while in a battle then move your ship to the fall back sector. Our pilots were lucky this time and their escape pods were picked up and taken back to Boraxus. Please refer to your pilot handbook for further safety procedures.

The Bugle would like to introduce a new feature that many readers have been asking about. The cross word puzzle. For your enjoyment here is the one and only cross word puzzle to be published in the paper.

DOWN ACROSS

1.cantankerous 2. grumpy

3 crabby 4 surly

5 affliction 6 burden

(We are still confused as to why readers want a list of cross words to read.)

There you have it your cross words that could be printed in the family paper.

We have a battle to fight and a tower to defend. So pay attention and keep informed with the Bugle.

SPECIAL NOTICE: The space police raided and seized 22 space storage units known as Boris' Acme Supply Coy. The items seized were reported missing from the “We love all Creatures” detainment center. No other information was available when this edition went to print.

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 22 February 2004 8:39

SCAN TOWER STILL INTACT

much debate has been put in to the tactic in use to save the tower. Some believe that the fighters are more of a threat to tower and others think it is the bombers. In order for this legion to stay strong we must work as a unit. If a system is working why change it? It seems to be working so far as we still have our tower and the Krill are having problems with the target lists. This is what one pilot had to say

Pilot Orith,

"We've lost some... so have they... but they aren't doing any aggregate damage to the tower any more... and they will be hard pressed to for a while longer. Our reinforcements are always 1 jump away.... theirs are not.

We Will lose more ships before this is over... the trick is to make them wonder if it's worth the sacrifice they'll have to make in order to get those kills.

Llotythy is gone.. Plat is gone ... that's 2 lvl 5's out of the fight. Their level 5 reper will prolly be gone this tick... that's a huge shock to the guys moving up the scan page to the top spots.. A few more well placed kills and their pilots may start to rethink their attack."

We were out numbered from the start but that did not stop the Boraxian Legion. With only three ticks of fighting in the Krills retreated leaving many ships to be blown to bits. We are smarter then the Krills and we can move this legion like no other. Work together we are all equal and together we make a whole legion.

The chain of command has made it’s transition and Commander TumNarDak has been called back to his day job. He will of course still be a vital part of the legion but does need sleep. Pilot Hapiface has offered to go sleepless for a bit. All help is welcome for different shifts of the VR position.

We have a special request from Pilot Hermione, it has come to our attention that a very heavy chair needs to be moved from one room to another and able bodies are needed to carry this task out. If any of you can help please send a private comm. to Pilot Hermione.

From time to time reporters will come across little tidbits that are considered funny and we would like to share some of those with you.

1.What is red and goes boom?

Answer: Krill Pilot Llotyhy’s level 5 bomber

2.Who’s your Daddy?

Answer: I don’t know but I think he is heading to Aquarious

3.How do you clear a sector filled with krills? Answer: Let the Bors show up

Nice work everyone keep your frills warm with the new edition.

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 23 February 2004 7:06

A DAY OF REST

The victory in DH brought a day of rest for the Boraxian Legion as many pilots needed a break from the war front. With the Krills in Perosis trying to heal their ego’s and the Tibs returning from the battle in Star city it was safe to let the pilots have some fun. Rumor has it that a huge shipment of whisky is due any day now from the Tibs. It is not clear if this is a sneaky distraction trying to get the Boraxian pilots drunk so they can not fly or is it a gesture of good will to end this war?

As our forces gather in DH the excitement is growing stronger in anticipation to cut the Krill forces in half. Reports show that a successful spinal tap ( target and kill level 3-4 ships) would put an end to the Krill threat for quite some time.

The Boraxian Government is extremely impressed with the way this legion moves. "This legion is the best group of jumpers we have had in quite some time, may even be considered one of the top five ever," was the statement handed out by top officials. If the Boraxian Legion can keep this up victory is sure to be theirs.

NEWS AROUND THE GALAXY

For some time now the Krilgorian legion has been plague with a special scent that attracts space bugs who in turn emit gases that create anomalies in the sectors they are in. With this information the Boraxian scientist were able to clone this scent and inject it into the seats used in the ships which the Boraxian life forms own the patient on. This gives the Boraxian pilots a edge in defeating the Krills. Is this fair tactics to use? You bet your frill it is .

Ajaxian citizens have decided to use the space their scan tower use to occupy as a large dumping ground for all the useless lasers and weaponry they have. For some reason they are unable to get their pilots to fly in to battle and they notice the ships gain speed if they are not weighed down with heavy defense devices. One would have to ask where are the mental hospitals when you need them.

Tibran bankers have decided to change hours of operation again to accommodate their increasing obsession with jello pudding cups. They use the empty cups as listening devices to replace the scan tower, this would explain why they are always late and a dollar short.

Be the first to know what is going on in the galaxy read the Bugle.

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 24 February 2004 6:30

VICTORY FOR BORAXUS

The war still rages on but a nice lead has been taken by the Boraxian Legion. It started out a bit rocky in fact the first couple of rounds were not in our favor. We had 20 ships make the first jump but it seems that some of the pilots panicked when they saw the 40 Krill ships Pilot Shadow Raven, had this to say, “Anybody else notice we are horribly outnumbered? Where is the rest of the fleet?

Little did he know nearly half of the Krill ships were decoys. Early shooters and lack of repair ships in the battle zone cause us to lose the level 4 nearly level 5 bomber ship of Pilot Sinupret the brave pilot stayed and soaked up all the fire the Krills had to offer.

When the second wave of jumpers arrived pandemonium broke out in the sector. Level 3 and 4 Kril ships began to burst in to flames. The fire discipline displayed by the Boraxian fleet was some of the finest ever witnessed by top officials. That is when the tide began to turn for the Boraxian Legion. Still out numbered but holding their ground the Boraxian pilots began to second guess the target list. Even though the targets were being destroyed there were still questions as to why the lower level targets. Frustrated and tired the LC gave in and called the two high level targets needless to say that resulted in nothing but three broken nails and a splitting headache.

After a short break and an enlighten comm. from Pilot Wingee, (thank you for the humor) it was back to business where at last a level 5 repair ship was finished off yet again by brave Pilot Herminoe risking her ship once again for the legion The actions of this valiant pilot will be rewarded with the three star smiley pin to be displayed on her uniform. You make us proud Pilot Hermione one weeks extra pay is coming your way.

The Krills began to see the light and decided to pull out. This is what one Pilot had to say

"Please excuse my excessive exuberance, but Perosis was my first real battle of the war & it was a goodie!

Heavily outnumbered & even outclassed (no lvl 5s in sector, vs. 3 K(5)s), but the issue was never in doubt. We were cool, calm & confident. We didn't have the fire-power simply to blow them away, but kept hammering at vital points until the cracks widened, while our skilled pilots absorbed whatever the Krills could throw at us. It was only a matter of time & they knew it as well as we. Inevitably they broke, fleeing in abandon while we feast upon their stragglers.

A good win, oh Legion, which leaves us the indisputable Top Power in the galaxy. Now we can choose our next move at our leisure...

Not quite as bloody as I'd like, but jolly, dang satisfying nonetheless."

and here is a different view, "those krills cloakers are up to something, there are still a lot of them cloaked here plus the visible ones, They could hyper to DH really late and cause trouble there or they could stay here while we hyper out to orbital. There is of course a reason for you to give the order so its prolly whats best for us all, though shouldnt we clear the sector first? I mean our next big battle will probably be MH, so it could be useful to destroy lots of lvl 2s so they dont become lvl3s too fast during that battle."

Just goes to show you, you can’t please all the life forms all the time.

Thank you all for your wonderful support in this battle we grow strong from each one. Relax and enjoy yourself kill a few targets but stay close to the blob.

TIDBIT

1.What do you get when you put a krill blob in a Boraxian Sector?

Answer: easy points.

Read your Bugle everyday !

Hapi

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 25 February 2004 6:24

BACK TO BATTLE

Some times you can’t hurry good pizza, or wars for that matter. So the Boraxian fleet took a little break and is now ready to return to battle. Pilots are antsy to get back in battle. Yes indeed a battle is what we need because without one I have nothing to write about except pilot handbook stuff, and that is pretty boring.

On another note it has come to our attention that some pilots are not recycling the Bugle in the best way possible. For example did you know that the paper is the perfect size to fold into origami products? Such as cups, hats, and even co-pilots when your lonely. So do your part to keep space clean and learn to fold your used Bugle in to something useful.

We really need some reporters to help out here come on some of you could write a story or two. Write about your dog or your garden.

The LC would like to thank the pilots who have helped out with VR job and would like for others to step up and give it a go. Don’t be shy, just send a com and say you would like to see the scans.

That is all for today this reporter is very tired and needs to tend the vegetable garden.

Read it here first in the Bugle

Hapi

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 26 February 2004 8:31

WE ARE BOR!

the mighty Boraxian fleet showed how strong it really can be in the recent slaughter of the Krilgorian Krap. The jump was one of the biggest yet 37 ships in total. When the Kril saw what was coming they began to fall apart. Each target began to fall and even the higher level cloakers began to realize that even holding moves was not going to save them as the skillful Bor pilots shot down a level 4 and 5 cloaker while they watched in total shock. This is what one Pilot had to say, “Sent By: happy

matters not, must suck to be a online cloaker with all 5 moves when your ship is destroyed

101 Balin -642 Ship destroyed I think he needs a lesson from boris...

The Bor legion is stronger than ever, we went in to battle with 3 level ships and came out with 11. Our mid level ships are also growing we went in with less and came out with more. But just as we gain control of the sector the nappy Jax’s come running to the aid of the Kril and attack our tower.

Does this sound all to familiar to you? Wasn’t it the Kril who came running to blow up our tower when we were in Star City? Yes I believe so and this time we are even closer. We must leave the bombing of the Kril tower for another day.

All Ships west of DH are to report to Perosis at once to jump together into DH. Any ship East of DH report to HW and jump from there. Do not jump in to DH in small groups you will be killed. We are unstoppable in our blob.

One can not understand the true addiction that pilots acquire from these action packed battles until they either sign up themselves or work or live with a TVS pilot. A fine example of this addiction is one experience share through the writings of Pilot Orith. Here is just a snippet of the story the complete story can be read on our BB.

"Well, there I was.... at a crossroads and about to have to quit my nice new job due to their short sightedness......when suddenly, the bulb up in the ol' noggin began to flicker.

"I have a phone!!!", I seemed to say to myself. "And further more, it has that nifty little WAP-amathingy techno-magical type stuff!!"... I continued... "There can be fun and planet-killing in my life ... along with a steady paycheck."

Funny how a game can change your life.

Let’s save our Tower and show them we are Bor!

Bugle reading Boraxian make for hard kills, get your copy now.

Hapi

• Author: Boris
• Posted: 27 February 2004 1:04

BORS GIVE AJS THE BOOT

In yet another outstanding exhibition of coordinated fleet movement, the mighty Bor have followed their recent thrashing of the pathetic Krill by kicking the over-confident Ajax out of Durius Highlands.

Taking advantage of our blob's engagement in Mattas Head, those cheeky beanpoles, foolishly flushed with their own recent success over the now-leaderless Tibs, actually had the impudence to attack our Scan Tower! But of course, our beloved Commander was in complete control of the situation, calmly completing the rout of the hapless Ks and timing our return to perfection. Our pilots again displayed the superb teamwork which has made our Legion so feared and respected throughout the galaxy, swiftly returning together to defend our own. Then a single salvo from our matchless warriors utterly routed the cowardly foe. At least a dozen Ajaxian ships were destroyed while the rest fled like whipped dogs.

The question now is where our next victory will take place. There is a chance that the enemy races, lacking the most basic intelligence, may unite in a desperate attempt to renew their attack on our recovering ST. If so, they will meet their deaths in Durius. If not, the fell-handed Bor have some unfinished business in MH...

The Boraxian Bugle - you know it's the best!

• Author: SpiderWolve
• Posted: 27 February 2004 8:46

PARTYING AND OUTRIGHT FRIVOLRY DOMINATE DH

Bussiness has never been better for the local bussiness owners in Durious Highlands. In fact, rarely have the residence of this sometimes stormy system seen such a large gathering of Boraxian might. Nor have they ever pocketed Ajaxian cash and Boraxian cash together!

"Yeah, it was amazing," a Bor Bussiness man stated. "We had Jax all over here buying souvineres, cards, and getting their pitcures taken after they finished their bussiness with the tower ever tick! They must have suspected they'd blow us all to smitherenes and get their money back that way."

Maybe, since all the bussiness and tourism resides within the Tower....

KRILS STILL WAITING FOR SOMETHING?

As the Ajax move back toward SC, the Krils seem to remain in Perosis. What could they be waiting for one wonders? We interviewed several pilots, asking that same question.

"Well, I think they've grown sick of living on PK, so they moved over to that ugly Perosis place. Easier for us to bomb!" TumNarDok answered with a grinned.

"I just couldn't resist, another kill for S-13! And my squadron was hungry, tell the Boraxian Pizza Company not to pass through our fleet to deliver to our enemies. Could be hazardours. But you can tell them the Pizza was fine, however!" Boris stated.

"That's a dumb question, they're waiting for us to go in their and smash them, what else?" Hapiface answered and immediately ordered that all dumb question be delivered to Orith.

Orith declined to comment.

LOCAL WEATHER

Calm, starry and slight chances of Anomolous Weather passing through!

That's all for now, and remember, you read it at the Bugle first!

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 29 February 2004 6:56

DEVIOUS DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

The Tibs have less than 20 ships above the level of 2 as a result of a nap gone bad. The Tibs had been flirting with fire when they repeatedly returned to the Ajaxian sector looking for ships to kill. The Ajaxian had finally had enough and were quite perturb over being kicked out of Durius Highlands where they failed to blow up the scan tower.

After the Ajaxian fleet successfully defeated the invading Tibs they took it a few steps further and chased the Tibs all the way to TMC where they agreed to join forces and blow up scan towers. Weather it be Kril or Boraxian didn’t matter to them. So with this agreement the Tibs split their fleet and moved ahead in route to Mattas Head. No sooner had they left the sector the Ajax opened fire on all remaining ships in the sector and within two ticks had then all destroyed.

Was this bad leadership by the Tibs LC? Or was this a devious back stabbing that worked in the Ajaxian favor? You be the judge.

The Kril legion has gone quiet and other than an few straggler ships little no action has been witnessed. Did they lose hope when the Boraxian fleet pounded them in Perosis? Has their leadership jumped ship? We can only guess at what has happen.

Here we have some good examples of what could happen to the legion if you don’t help out with the VR (Vice-Roy) job. Without this vital support the LC (legion commander) can not get adequate sleep which is needed to make clear decisions and lead the legion to victory.

The VR job is not that hard you keep your eye on the other legions with the use of scans. You post intel of sectors, send out comms reminding pilots of the current orders and try to answer any questions pilots may have.

This is for a period of usually two ticks so the LC can get at least 6 hours sleep. You do not have to give orders yourself or make any vital decisions you will not be blamed for anything, you would be serving this legion a great service by helping out. Think about it do you do your best work when you have had 2 hours sleep in a 24 hour period? Neither can the LC.

With current developments in the galaxy and the continuing bad luck of the anomaly it was decided to move the fleet off the outer ring and repair hulls in Orbital.

The Ajaxian LC seems to be in complete control of his/her legion but has made the mistake of underestimating the will and power of the Boraxian legion.

This war is far from over there are still four home world standings.

We have the advantage WE ARE BOR!

• • this just in We have our first carrier! Pilot Picaflor is our first carrier pilot , job well done! ****

Read it here first in the Boraxian Bugle.

• Author: Orith
• Posted: 29 February 2004 21:54

ICE CREAM FOR CREAMED KRILS

BORAXIAN BUGLE SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN

The government has just released the following statement:

A recent government study has revealed that many of Boraxus' finest have been deprived of that most basic of Boraxian pleasures: Home Made Ice Cream.

While this report does not fully detail the reasons for this shocking developement in Boraxian society. It seems clear that the Krilgorian menace is in some way responsible for this unprecedented lack of cool-creamy-goodness in the average Boraxian's diet.

The govenment's Dept. Of Hapi-ness has spent many a long night trying to determine the most effective way of dealing with this chilling problem. A two-pronged approach has been developed to combat the problem:

1. 1 All Boraxian pilots that record a kill in battle, will now be rewarded with a newly minted IC-credit for each downed enemy ship. Each ICc will be redeemable upon return to Boraxus for one free Ice Cream Cone. (Flavor choice depends upon availability)

• Note: Due to the current galactic situation, Tibran kills are valued at 1/2 ICc's.

1. 2 Upon reaching carrier/cruiser status, each pilot will be rewarded with a heaping bowl of Tutti Fruity Ice Cream, lovingly crafted by the Hapi-hands of our very own LC.

This in addition to his/her very own Ice Cream Machine, to be install along with the rest of their cruiser/carrier re-fit.

The Boraxian Government thanks you for your time and help in dealing with this current crisis.

Ed Note: The Bugle will of course, keep you updated on this late breaking news in our next regular publication.

• Author: Orith
• Posted: 1 March 2004 20:17

Boraxian Bugle - Addendum to Special Bulletin

From The Office of The Department Of Hapi-ness - Special Projects Division

Due to the recent misunderstanding stemming from the premature release of information by an employee of The Bugle; All further postings to this publication under the pen name "Orith", will be distributed by The Dept. Of Hapi-ness - Special Projects Division - Information Control and Accuracy Section.

Seeing as how Cub Reporter Orith failed to note the warning included with the previous Govt statement which read:

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Attention all Boraxian news publications. The following statement is not for public consumption. Rather, it is to inform you of an important new policy change which we will be announcing shortly.

Please make available your most capable reporters to attend a briefing which will be announced soon. This briefing will address these new changes in policy, dealing with (but not all inclusive of) the statement below.

It is important to note, that the statement issued to your organizations is not a comprehensive listing of the event mentioned, nor of the resulting Govt actions. It is provided as a tool for your reporters to formulate their opinions and questions to be presented during the Q&A immediately following the briefing.

As Cub Reporter Orith seemd unable to follow this most basic of journalistic procedures. The Department Of Hapi-ness - Quality Control Division - Personell Section - Problem Pilots Unit, has transfered him to a more appropriate division. The DoH-SPD-ICaAS will mantain this posting-account for the foreseeable future.

As for the confusion resulting from ex-CR Orith's previous report; The DoH has issued a clarification elsewhere.

And as this type of information release would specifically fall under the purview of The Dept. of Hapi-ness - Special Projects Division - Information Control and Accuracy Section - Office of Redundancy Control, the DoH-SPD-ICaAS can have no official comment at this time.

Please refer all inquiries to the DoH-SPD-ICaAS-OoRC

Thank You,

Dept. Of Hapi-ness

Special Projects Divison

"It's our job to make sure you're happy, whether you like it or not."

Hapiface (Boraxian)

Posted - 3 March 2004 6:24

STANDOFF PROVES NAPPED LEGIONS ARE FOR LOSERS

The standoff between the Krilaxains (krill and jax) and the mighty Bor’s proves the point that even combined they amount to nothing. For almost 2 moon cycles the Krilaxians held up in MH and PK sending out statements such as

"well, you can come crash the party any time now. The past few days in taras all ive been hearing is how big and bad the Bors are, but now that the Krills have gotten a few PUs, all of sudden the mighty Bors are shaking in their boots!?!"

and this denial that a nap exist is classic "Two legions in the same sector not firing is a NAP, not a training camp. We expected there to be a battle there, so there we went. It's not our fault that the opposition went off in a sulk. "

Boraxian life forms do not sulk unless you call retreating to the home world to catch the home world gate sulking.

Yes the wonderful "let’s leak wrong information out plan" worked perfectly. The Ajaxians went running home in fear that the sulking Boraxians were going to make minced meat out of their home world. It broke off the standoff and turned the odds back into the Boraxian favor. We lost a few ships in the retreat but it could have been the whole legion if the Krilaxians had half a brain and the ability to use it.

The Bugle gives your brain a lift.

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 3 March 2004 6:24

DA BIGGEST BOMBS IN DA GALAXY

is what pilot Flak! had to say after an impressive 41 ship double jump into Mh and in record time blowing up the krill scan tower. yes you heard it right 41 ships which included the newly assembled carrier piloted by Picaflor, 11 of our finest bomber pilots a handful of repair ships and over 20 fighter and cloaker ships. They entered the sector in tick 146 and the last shot was fired by 2ice2bme in tick 150. Count them up folks that is 5 ticks of bombing and it could have been sooner but even top bombers need sleep.

Yes we gave up our scan tower but took theirs in return and we still have proven we are the mighty Bors. As our legion makes it’s way home the citizens prepare the victory parade and mass food and drinks for all the weary pilots. This legion just keeps on proving that it isn’t a great LC who makes a great legion it is a great legion that makes the LC shine.

Make the Bugle part of your life form.

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 5 March 2004 8:32

OLD RUMORS PROVING TRUE

There is an old rumor floating around the galaxy and from the looks of this Boraxian Legion they maybe more than just rumors. The rumor speaks of the Boraxian legion getting off to a strong start and by the second week of war having a commanding lead but then it is like someone pulls the plug out and they fizzle out and sometimes even die first. Is this rumor true? Can this be happening to the current Boraxian legion? Whispers are heard, “the bor’s been sitting in the roids for a full day now not moving a single ship”.

Did the pilots just need more rest? How can this sudden change in the way the mighty Bor’s move, follow orders, and kill stuff? Perhaps the reason is because the sight of the Kril and Ajax blobs combined were to much for the legion to tackle? One could only wonder what the LC was thinking when the order to retreat to Boraxus was given. The heckles from the bad guys making remarks such as look at them run they are not so mighty after all. Could this be the reason have the pilots lost faith in the LC? Do they think we can not overcome this nap and go on to victory?

Answers are needed find them in the Bugle.

HELP WANTED

Bunny ships for intel runs apply at S13 for details.

Reporters for the Bugle

no experience necessary just write something.

• Author: 2ICE2BME
• Posted: 6 March 2004 3:04

THE BATTLE OF M.O.K.

The might Bor fleet went into battle with its confidence shaken, as it faced the combined might of the Krill and 'Jax napped cowards.

In a series of battles executing flawless carrier use and superb firepower coordination, the Bor showed the combined enemy fleets why they are #1.

In a flurry of firepower, the #1 Krill ship, Damian absorbed an amazing amount of firepower. Finding himself unable to flee, he was forced to watch as the Mighty Bor took apart his precious carrier micron by micron, obliterating his ship and all those thought to be safe inside.

The krills and 'jax now run to lick their wounds, as the Bor ponder the next mission to prove their superiority.........

Enemy Homeworlds have ordered all available ships to prepare for mass evacutaions....

• Author: IVIayhem
• Posted: 6 March 2004 6:16

Lost & Found

Lost - 1/5th of the Bor fleet in hyperspace between MOK and Aqaurius.

If Found, pleaes return to Aquarius ASAP, as they are needed to proprely own the Krill and Ajax Cowards

• Author: 2ICE2BME
• Posted: 9 March 2004 4:05

The Great Betrayal!

In a flurry of last minute orders today, LC Hapi ordered a cease fire on the cowardly 'jax scum due to rumors of WMD's being used against the 'jax in secret

Showing True honor, the Mighty Bor fleet pulled out to give the 'jax time to hunt down their terrorist troubles.

once again showing their true colors , the 'jax ganged up and destroyed pilot reema, all the while pretending they did not know what was going on with a cease fire.

The Bor fleet retreats to apollo, to lick their wounds.......and plan revenge.......

Quotes of the day:

Dont get mad, get even*

Revenge is dish best servered cold*

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 9 March 2004 7:04

***SPECIAL NEWS BULLITIAN ***

This statement just in from the Boraxian LC after the gesture of fair and equal battle grounds was thrown in the face of the honorable legion with the death of Pilot Reema’s ship. "I have been trying to keep this war on a equal level stepping in between the Kril Ajax gang up on the Tibs. Part due to we didn’t have anything to fight and part it just isn’t right to gang up on the little guy. I have done my best to keep true to my word and not playing any favorites to any type of ships. I have done all this because the legion has shown it’s support by logging in and jumping at all hours of the galactic moons. Without complaints and for the most part followed orders and the ship levels and legion scores show what a great legion this really is. We are light on our feet, smart, can use gates like no other legion. I am very proud to be your LC. There is just one thing that we are going to change. It is a small detail but never the less it is going to change. No More Ms. Nice Guy you guys wanted evil well now they will see evil we will not stop until every last one of them are dead. Starting with the Krils in the Roids. They are the weakest so they die first then the backstabbing lying poor excuse for a legion Jaxs and last but not least the Tibs just as I promised them. We need to make this quick I have a trip I have to take 3-20 and 3-21 and the month of April is looking pretty full on the weekends so lets get killing."

Hapi-to-kill-them-all-LC

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 12 March 2004 6:30

BORAXIAN LC SLIPS UP AND FIVE SHIPS GO DOWN IN AJAXUS

As the smoke settles in ajaxus and the Boraxian legion retreat to Apollo it all became very clear that the joined forces of the Ajax and Krills combined with the Planetary defense system was to much for the battered Bor fleet. Both carriers were standing strong until the Krills joined in then it was a close call for Cientifico as he escaped with red shield and ships inside. The following tick was where the big mistake was made. The remaining carrier pilot ask if he should stay to help or should he go the pressure of the constant comms and with only 1 minute to respond fearing lag would prevent the message from going through in time the answer was translated in to no go which was not the LC’s intentions never the less the carrier left the sector and with it took the faith of the legion. Sudden doom seems to take over the fleet and they were unable to kill a single ship that tick. They were forced to watch four ships go down. Blinded by the sudden loss the LC was forced to order a retreat. The taunts and second guessing proved too much for the LC and she pressed the resign button.

Ships lost were Gisse level 5 from squad 111th Fools Guderian level 5 from The Wrath squad, Mcarrowni level 5 from Mothers Squad 3, 2ice2bme level 5 squad unknown and Blacky23 level 5 from squad 13. Big loss for the legion brave pilots receive gold star for battle duty.

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 12 March 2004 7:26

BORAXIAN LC MAKES DEAL WITH CRUISER/CARRIER WORTHY PILOTS

It has been reported that a deal has been made to keep current Boraxian LC in command providing all cruiser and carrier worthy pilots return to Boraxus and pick up their new ships. The pilots have been notified of their orders and time will tell if they succeed in their mission.

Meanwhile the war has changed planets when the Boraxian legion picked up and soared themselves to PK faster than ever before. Leaving only 2 stragglers in Dreadlar the legion was able to start bombing as soon as it arrived.

It has been easy pickings for fighters as the Krils and Jax trickle in to PK and being picked off two by two as soon as they land. This is a much easier battle and the Tibs are helping out just fine. The planets shields are already amber and it won’t be long before the planet is down, the legion will be crushed and we will move on to Ajaxus yet this time we will succeed.

Congratulations to new cruiser pilot EyeContact of Squad 13 nice job but perhaps a new squad will have to be made since you gave up your cloaker for the cruiser. Squad leader Darlok had this to say, “get out of my squad”. This dry humor seems to be catching on every where. Keep up the good work.

WE ARE BOR HEAR US ROAR IN THE BUGLE

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 16 March 2004 7:48

BATTLES IN BOTH HOME WORLDS HAS THE LC GONE MAD

Planet Krilgore has been sitting on red shields for over four days now and the citizens have started throwing home made bombs at it in attempts to finish it off them self. Twice now the Boraxian LC has ordered the legion to jump out without blowing up the planet.

These actions have brought excitement to the pilots, taught bunny pilots the importance of following orders and holding moves. One thing for certain it has displayed an evil side of the Boraxian LC . Dragging the death of PK out so they could feel the pain like they once inflected on the Tibs.

With every move the Boraxian’s make it is a total surprise to the other legions. Now with Ajaxus in amber shields it has thrown the galaxy into a frenzy how could she be so evil and blow two home world at once?

Easy you just out smart them. You use your skills and keep the legion on an activity rush. They all like that feeling they get when they read that order to jump to the opposite side of the map and leaving the bad guys back in PK with no moves to spare to follow.

This is how to beat a nap. Keep the legions that are against you in separate sectors and you can beat them. They call us arrogant, they say it isn’t right how we are winning the war, they say the LC is fickle and jumps out every time she breaks a nail.

What do we say to that? "Bite Me"

The legion has grown double in size and the activity level has reached an all time high. We now have six cruisers and four carriers. awesome sight to see on the battle field. The new cruiser/carrier pilots are joined with the veterans pilots wall of fame.

• • • • • • • • WALL OF FAME ************

1 PILOT PICAFLOR CARRIER

2 PILOT DOMADOR CRUISER

3 PILOT CIENTIFICO CARRIER

4 PILOT EYE CONTACT CRUISER

5 PILOT ORITH CRUISER

6 PILOT FLAK CRUISER

7 PILOT MOTHER CARRIER

8 PILOT TUMNARDOK CRUISER

9 PILOT TRACER CRUISER LOSS IN BATTLE

10 PILOT HERMIONE CRUISER

11 PILOT STARTROOPER CARRIER

Nice work pilots we have a few other cruisers worthy pilots but due to scheduling conflicts with pilot Darlok it was discussed and accepted that he would remain in his cloaker ship until his activity level could increase. Unable to reach for comment it is suspected the same stands for pilot Happy.

SPECIAL NOTICE TO PILOTS.

The time has come for the LC to go on a personal leave for the weekend. This can not be avoided and leaves us with two options. Wing it with stand in VR’s as LC but no legion news updates and no vacation mode for the current LC . Or hold an election and vote Tumnardok in for the weekend then back out on Monday. This option gives you updated legion news and vacation mode for current LC. From the recent comments heard from the pilots this may be a good time for the entire legion to take a break. It seems the wars have over worked some of the pilots and they may need to let their frills down and enjoy life a bit. We will see how our wars are going it may be perfect timing if we blow both bases. There you go the answer to what is the rush to blow up planets.

Real Boraxian Pilots read the Bugle

• Author: Suptorpedo
• Posted: 16 March 2004 13:28

BORAXIAN BUGLE - supplement news

• • • • • • • • • • THE ESCAPE**********

ZZZZZ...........that was the last sounds pilot suptorpedo was making when the alarm on his comm screaming, signalling of an incoming message. "All pilots prepare your hyper jump we are jumping to ajaxus via special gate....", pilot Sup with only his left eye opened, pressed the warming up hyper sequence button......

"@$%##%^!!!! no response?!" he cursed, then slowly his numb brain starts to reach its

normal operating status and pilot sup now remembered that his ship is cloaked and his hyper engine won't be online any time soon. "Oh well i have survived in worst situation...pfffft!" said Sup in his cocky tone...Soon after that pilot Sup was left alone with another Bor rookie pilot in Planet Krillgore when the rest of the fleet made the jump to ajaxus.

Sup can only watch as the rookie pilot torn to pieces by the avenging krill helplessly....

"I wonder if he is awake..." said Sup to himself,"well no matter the is dead anyway...". It does not take longer than the kril to fart when they realize that there was another Bor in their home sector cloaked.

"Hold on BABY...........!!!!!!!" screaming sup when he slammed the hyper button, while the rest of the kril fleet were doing pickups to snuff out Sup. Pilot sup escaped with his shield in amber state to Mattas head.

"holy sh**, what's going on?, woke up, run to the computer, thought i'm in MH inside a quite damaged picaflor and the krils are dead. and what must i see on the main page? current sector: ajaxus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hapi, did i ever said i love u? how much did we lost? who made it, who not?" asked pilot sinupret to the Bor Lc Hapi.

"We loss 1 bunny who had moved averyone else made the jump perfectly pissed the krilajaxions off to no end but now they killed gisse and that was because he was in their face in Taras it is so nice to be loved thank you " Hapi replied

"yeah..yeah..yeah...and you all forget about me..." said sup.

Pilot sup was thinking that everything will be ok once he reached mattas head when he got the following message

"Well we got a somewhat big force in MH. What we have going is a cruiser, carrier, 2 level 5 reppers, 1 level 5 cloaker, 1 level 5 cloaker hypering in (Suptorpedo* Boraxian 5 57714 6187/10000) with 5 ugly friends following him atm (3 lvl 5s, 2 lvl 4s).I want to wait for Sub but I'll have to wait for confirmation. Otherwise, we can meet up and I can take you all to blob...", said pilot mother.

"Oh darn it, i will be main target in MH since my hull is in amber colour state", said Sup, and the first next 5 min was one of the most thrilling minutes in Sup piloting career, his ship rocked from side to side when the kril pilots spilled out all what they have towards Sup ship.

"I believe in you Honey!!!" Sup screamed and finally the window to hyper out opened, wasting no time Sup kicked the hyper button. Sup manage to hyper out to Perosis with

his hull in red.

In Perosis Sup could only laugh at the anomaly there and the rest of his journey to

his home planet was uneventful.....

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 22 March 2004 23:14

CAN IT BE TRUE THE BORS SEE NO BLUE

It seems the Boraxian pilots were unable to detect Blue bad guys in their own Home World. Even with a good base sitters force there it was not reported that the home world had been invaded.

This has got to be a case of Monday war lag. How could a legion so strong not notice it had been invaded? Doesn’t matter how small the invasion is it was still possible and not reported in time to stop amber shielded ships from jumping to what is always considered a safe sector unless otherwise reported.

Is this a sign of careless pilots or did we stop caring about winning? With a Tri nap against us we must act now to kill off some of these legions. Lets pulled this together and get back to killing a HW.

Standing Orders are to post a scan of the sector you are in and yes that includes the Home World.

More News later in the Bugle

• Author: 2ICE2BME
• Posted: 24 March 2004 22:41

Annihilation of Ajax In Apollo

The bor swarm today finally decided that the galactic parasistes feeding off each other were due for extermination.

In an exlusive interview with the Great Bor LC, the following things were said.

Bugle Reporter:

So tell us what the sudden plan change was?

BOR LC:

I was enjoying a weekend away on a tropical beach somewhere, and I was struck by a thought. Why not just start blowing all 3 enemy legions up?

BR:

So how has this plan progressed so far.

BOR LC:

Well, after threatening to eat the offspring of our pilots if they showed anymore cowardice in battle by fleeing the scene unblooded, or hiding in the carriers, our true power began to emerge.

BR:

Ms. LC, any hobbies?

BOR LC:

Eating trinaps, Dicing planets, and dominoes :D

This was all that was told to the bugle, as we were told we would be killed if the BOR LC told us any more info.

We do know that apollo is now been upgraded to mildly dangerous on your galactic space charts, as there is currenly enough debris and pieces of ajaxians bouncing around that a small ship can be damaged.

Short story:

Bor fleet fired, Jax fleet disappeared.

Remember you heard it here first!!!!

Support your local boraxian bugle! And next time, we are going to get an invterview with the AJAX LC to find out there batt...........DONT SHOOT HAP..............

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Technical difficulties, please stand by.........

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• Author: 2ICE2BME
• Posted: 24 March 2004 22:45

Job Opening

• hiring.......

One politcially correct reporter for the bugle, must have sense of humor.

Do not feed the animals

Beware the (Hapiface )

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 30 March 2004 8:4

BIG FIRE AT BUGLE MAIN HEADQUARTERS

The investigation is still ongoing on the fire that consumed the main headquarters of the Bugle. This fire has completely shut down the printing presses of the Bugle.

After weeks of cleaning and raiding the bad guys Home world the Boraxian Pilots were able to steal the printing presses from the Krilgore News room.

The raid was successful as the cruisers and bombers went to work bombing PK a small band of fighters (whose names have been withheld for security reason,) made their way in the news room and loaded up all the equipment and supplies they could fit in the ships and then made a daring escape from PK on red shields.

It was a magnificent display of bold actions that only Boraxians can do. After hours of setup the Bugle is once again back on your news stand.

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 30 March 2004 8:05

WOULD YOU JUST QUIT YOUR WHINING AND BLOW US UP ALREADY

These are the words the Tri-nap are screaming are the Boraxian people. They want to end their evil existence and are begging Bors to do it. But again they are not true to their words and when the legion shows up and bombs the planet they jump back in and attack us and then laugh at us when we pull out to repair up. All awhile they level up their ships and target our low levels to almost non existence. When we lose a cruiser or level 5 ship or any ship for that matter it is a big loss.

Pilot Reema was shot down in tick 199 and just recently rejoined the level 5 . It is not due to inactivity but rather being bunnied hunted over and over. Many other pilots have suffered the same faith. Nearly all the cruiser pilots who lost their ship are still either level 1 or 2 . With the exception of Manwe who made it to level 4 in his repair ship.

I think what we are seeing here is an incredible display of determination and it makes it all the more easier to get back in the fight when your pilots give such support.

Read it anywhere else and it will be lies. The Bugle, read your way to the truth.

• Author: SpiderWolve :
• Posted: 31 March 2004 8:40

HYPERDRIVES ALL ACROSS THE GALAXY REFUSE TO TURN OFF

"Help! I keep looping back and forth from the roids to the SS!" exclaimed a perturbed pilot as once again, all legions found their hyperdrives malfunctioning.

An investigation has already been launched in to the cause of,not the first, but the second hyper-drive freeze ups but due to the fact that Civilian investigators are also stuck in hyperspace, the investigation may be postponed until somebody can actually break free of Boraxus' gravitational feild and poke around somewhere else for evidence. It is rumoured that High Command has thought about blaming the TRI-Nappers on this, but as Suptorpedo explained sarcasicly:

"Yup, they did it to themselves to, in order to keep from under our guns..."

That idea was quickly tossed out.

CARRIERS TURN IN TO TEMPORARY CRUISE-LINERS

Due to the strange hypering problem, many pilots have found themselves trapped in hyperspace, and those in single seated fighters or bombers find themselves unable to move further then their cockpits.

Not so for those stationed on Picaflor, Cientifico, and Mother.

"If this had happened yesterday, all the pilots aboard my ship would be under rationing. But since SpiderWolve donated to help spruice up this carrier, all the pilots are comfortable." Said Mother.

Spider declined to comment, muttering something about " enjoying the stuff I paid for while I'm stuck in..." and "don't quote me on that."

As for the cruirser themselves, they seem ok with the situation. Having crew quarters and the like.

"Gives me time to catch up on the latest issue of Raxianquissine; How To Frill A Kril," Said Hapiface from her shiny cruiser.

JAX DROPPING UNHOLESOME THINGS

"Ouch!" exclaimed a yellow lizard a dud of a bomb bounced off it's thick skull. "Bloody Jax, can't shoot straight OR bomb properly..."

Millions of complaints have been forwarded to High Command involving the Ajaxian raid in the Boraxus. Most of the complaints involve bombs messing up private gardens with their incidiary nature.

"There's so few bombs, that you fear that one will miss its target and get you!" Exclaimed a frantic lizard, shaking energetically. "I don't dare sleep, one might land on me if I do."

Surprisingly, local sales of Boraxian Tea has sky-rocketed ever since the start of the Ajaxian raid.

That's all for now, and remember, you read it here first!

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 1 April 2004 7:30

BORAXIANS JUMP IN TO THE LARGEST KRILL BASE SITTING PARTY EVER REPORTED

The krill have really out done themselves this time they have proven that sitting around in the home world doing pickups will irritate the other legions in to abandoning the tri nap. They have more ships than the Boraxian but for some reason can’t find the leadership to bring them out of the HW. When the Boraxian legion jumped in they were shocked to see the numbers had almost jumped by 20 ships. It was clearly not in the best interest of the Bor Legion to stay even one tick. So the order was given to make a late jump and all did but three. Pilot Flak, Pilot Supertorpedo, and Pilot Aqilah it just wasn’t Pilot Supertorpedo day he was gunned down and his escape pod was picked up and hurried back to Boraxus. It just doesn’t make any sense when you see Pilot Flak miss jumps sometimes two in a row and he must have a space angel on his side because he has managed to escape now four times from near death. Pilot Aqilah is another lucky pilot one has to wonder how long their luck will hold out.

It has come to light that the legion is a bit tired and could use a bit of a slower pace for a few days. So they are headed back to defend the HW and maybe for once get to level up some lower level ships on the bad guys instead of the other way around.

the route home is Southern Sector to Roids to 81103 to Boraxus.

In other news it was revealed that the Boraxian Repair ships and carriers have been hauling scrap around for some 100 ticks without saying a word about being full and needing to stop by Boraxas to dump the scrap. This of course explains the small size of HW the Boraxian have compared to the other legions. With this knowledge it has been ordered for all repair ships to get themselves organized and use one carrier to load up the repair ships and go on a scrap run. A escort will be provided. Lets put some time in to the HW and gathering up our fire power again so we can once again go back out and kick some tails.

We must have intel posted from all sectors even if it means there is nothing to report. Even that information is very important it tells us where they are not hiding. So post the intel to save ships.

The Bugle read it today

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 2 April 2004 6:42

BORAXIAN SHUFFLE BOARD BIG HIT ON PARKED CARRIERS

As the Boraxian life forms take a much needed break it seems there has been a new interest in the shuffle board games taking place on the carriers. It is one of the largest tournaments in Boraxian history. Have to admit the Bor life form really know how to have fun.

For those of you not in to shuffle board there is body piercing taking place on Hermi’s cruiser but space is limited. There is a sign up sheet in the main space tower.

The afternoon dog races will take place tomorrow at noon. Race forms can be picked up at Pilot Oriths cruiser. Be sure to check out his top dog who is sure to win the race.

It is time for rest and relaxation or party till you drop what ever will help you to release some stress and bring the game back to the fun state. Enjoy pilots you deserve the break.

See you in a few days.

Bugle brings fun to your life.

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 5 April 2004 7:23

NAPS ARE MADE FOR BREAKING

That is what we saw in Red Sky City today as the Boraxian legion prepared for the bloodiest battle ever. All three legions were jumping into RSC to show their strength and try to crush the Boraxian once and for all.

The Boraxian were coming off a long weekend of rest and a much needed break from the front line. There were many who had not reported to duty yet and it was looking grim. The first wave arrived and it was a staring contest for 2.5 hours as target lists were being made and orders were to be given there was a startling announcement made in Taras Bar.

" I officially announce that due to repeated harassments onto our fleet we decided to be no longer part of the 3NAP but instead ally with the Bors and fight alongside them. reasons for us breaking the NAP

1.valdano was killed in PK while being there to defend

2.Ryu almost died as well

3.Aesirai killed a Tib in NSA 24 hours ago

4.We were backstabbed in TMC quite a while ago by Jax fleet"

With this huge announcement came a mass rush of Kril and Jax and Tib ships for the hyper gate. But they were not fast enough and the Boraxian Legion was able to take down the Krill carrier Jeffery with nine ships inside. They were also able to take down level 4 Doom Warrior and Wizard Phang and the LC ordered death of Ajaxian LC Ewoke Dude.

It was a big win for the Boraxian legion . But there is still a big job ahead of us and it seems that the legion does not want to follow orders. When the order goes out to hold moves that is just what it means . Lets get back on track here pilots and get this legion rolling again to kill some home worlds.

IN Other News..

All cruiser and carrier ships are now equipped with ice cream makers. If yours is not working properly please bring it in for repairs. Also if you would like to take part in the skin a krill for Easter project then sign up with Eye Contact for more details.

Bugle will shine the light for you to read. Author: Hapiface :: Posted: 6 April 2004 8:02

WAR IS IN THE AIR ..

The sweet smells of spring also bring the renewed lust for war. The Boraxian legion has pounced on the Home World of the Ajaxians for the last time. The drive for the death of this planet has never been stronger. Over 25K each tick is coming off the planet and the bombing is still going strong. With little resistance from the jax it is a push against time now. It has been decided that this planet will fall the legion will stay and finish this off.

The tibs are gathering themselves up and doing as much damage as possible to the Ajaxian pilots who seem to be all over the map. They have managed to kill a few and even with the elections going on for them they seem to be stronger than ever.

The Krills are doing what krills do best hiding somewhere until they can muster up enough courage to help their allies. What a sad sight the Tri-nap has turned in to.

EASTER PARADE NEEDS VOLUNTEERS

The annual Easter parade needs volunteers to help decorate the floats. Sign up now and receive a free weekend pass to anywhere in the galaxy ( restrictions apply one per pilot)

Also need life forms to color eggs for the egg hunt. Sign up with 2ice2bme for more details.

Bugle readers are better readers.

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 7 April 2004 5:17

BOOM BOOM OUT GO THE LIGHTS

Ajaxus is no longer a threat to the Boraxian life forms and it was a brilliant display of lights and flying parts as Pilot Eye Contact fired the fatal bomb to destroy the planet. The legion took this planet from healthy shields of 193056 in tick 421 and in 427 the planet was gone. that is an average sleep period for pilots. One can only smile and enjoy the reaction from the Ajaxian pilots when they woke up and saw they had no Home World.

The strength of the legion has grown to monstrous proportions and maybe now we can finish what we began. Now is the time to stay focused and for Boraxian sake stay sober so we can finish this of. We will have a big wild party with all the fixings when we finish cleaning the galaxy of all this space trash.

Other news around the galaxy has reported the sudden explosion in Tibrar were it has been reported that Pilot Faulcon has become a base sitter and had 20 decoys in the sector. They all some how started to leak and a lite cigarette was toss about and BANG they all went up in puff of smoke. Some think it was an unhappy pilot when they learned of the Tri-nap being broken.

Two for one bargain going on with the new Jax on the run. Bring in one Jax pilot and receive two dozen free cookies while supplies last.

Read the Bugle it will explain it all

Hapiface (Boraxian)

Posted - 10 April 2004 7:16

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 10 April 2004 7:16

ANOTHER PLANET BITES THE DUST

The Boraxian Legion did better on Krilgore they blew it up in 5 ticks and took out the carrier with ships inside! Nice work. With the fire power of 13 cruisers and 6 bombers they were able to take up to 40k off the planets shields in one tick. The repair ships and carriers were awesome with the repairs keeping all ships alive even after the blast. The lack of defense on the Krils part made it quite easy to get the job done in record time for this legion.

Cruisers and Carriers are serving ice cream with the new ice cream makers installed .All flavors can be found just move around from cruiser to cruiser and carriers have open sleeping pods for those pilots in need of rest.

WELCOME TO THE RESCUED KRILS

you can stop hating us now that you are part of our great legion. We move fast and if you can’t keep up get in a carrier. Only rule for the legion is to have fun. You will have to go through a deprogramming process to remove the evil thoughts towards Boraxian life forms but it is painless and only takes about an hour.

EASTER PARADE IS DUE TO START SUNDAY

make sure you do your part in making this the best parade ever. It is scheduled to take us right downtown to Tibland to show off all the shiny ships and deliver the Easter bombs to the entire planet. Don’t miss out.

The Boraxian Bugle makes space life complete

• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 11 April 2004 20:40

FINAL BATTLE CALL HITS THE AIR WAVES

This announcement was heard this Easter morning as all pilots were gearing up for the parade. It should be no shock to the Boraxian pilots for they are accustom to short notice orders and are dedicated to the legion.

This war has been a long and exhausting war on the mighty Bor legion forced to carry the burden of making all the moves. The strange obsession the Krilgorian legion had with playing this strange game they called “The ball is in your court” has now carried over to the Tibran legion. This assault will be the first time the Boraxian legion has even ventured over to this region of the galaxy. The closest they have come to Tibrar has been in aiding the Tibs in battle some 200 ticks ago in MOK. It should prove to be a big battle and the Boraxian legion will prove once and for all that they rule the galaxy.

As of this afternoon the ship count looks like this for the

Bors Tibs

CR 16 3

CA 8 2

B 23 28

F 29 40

C 23 36

R 19 30

These numbers are off the rankings page and do not match the legion level counts. But it gives us an idea of what we are about to fight. The legion level counts have us even at 88 ships each. Over confidence is the number 1 enemy to any legion so we won’t underestimate the Tibs here. We will fight this battle like all the rest by following orders and holding moves until the end of the tick. Lets finish this war off in style and take the Tibs down in four ticks. No need to worry about the next battle now because this is it.

IN OTHER NEWS

The Ajaxian LC was killed again by none other Boraxian LC Commander TumNarDok when the Jax showed up on scans in RSC from a random hyper. At least we know now he will not be returning as a Ajaxian pilot. The rest of the Ajaxian pilots seem to be wondering what to do and are reported to be all over the galaxy more like rogue pilots. When they lost the HW they also lost food supplies and now are very hungry and will do anything for food. If you see any hungry jax (pilots not biscuits) please do not feed them. Their frail bodies can not withstand our food acid and they will explode. Instead just use food as bait and lead them to the Boraxian medical building so they can be converted over to Bor life forms. Two ice cream credits for each Jax turned in.

The Krilgoran legion has been spinning out of control after the demise of their HW yesterday. Apparently they had a network linking all pilots to the main frame and when it was blown to bits it scrambled the data to the surviving pilots and now they are unable to understand simple commands. For this reason it has been ordered to kill all Krils onsite there will be no converting of corrupt data this time around. They fooled us once but not again. Five ice cream credits for each dead Kril reported.

METEOR SHOWERS EXPETED TONIGHT AND TOMORROW

so remember to close your hatch on all ships and don’t be fooled by falling rocks. It is not someone knocking and wanting in. Over 23 pilots were injured or killed last month during the last meteor shower when they opened the hatch to see who was there and were hit by falling rocks. We can not afford to lose that many pilots again.

LETS GET THIS WAR GOING ALL SHIPS ARE TO BLOB UP IN RSC OR 81103 WHICH EVER IS CLOSEST TO YOU AND SELF REPAIR.

The Bugle would like to thank all the loyal readers for their support during this war and welcome any comments you may have. Just post them in the letters to the editor thread.

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• Author: Hapiface
• Posted: 14 April 2004 8:35

THE WAR IS OVER BORAXIAN’S CONQUER THE TRI-SCUM

In the history of the 13th war this was by far the bloodiest battle to date. The mighty Boraxian legion was forced again to take the battle to Tibrar where the smelly Tibs sat waiting with smug faces and cocky attitudes. The Bors stayed focused and did not let the power of the Tibs unnerve them . Many pilots knew what had to be done and they were willing to do what ever it took to conquer the last scum planet .

It was reported that the intake manifolds on some of the ships had been tampered with and were causing gases to seep into the cockpits making it near impossible to catch up with the blob.

So the 22 ships who made the first jump were the backbone of the legion. This was the smallest jump the Bors ever made and it couldn’t have come at the worse time. The Tibs were seeing some false sense of victory when they boldly fired early in the ticks and did quite a bit of damage to Pilot Spider Wolfe and he was the first cruiser to fall. But with the loss of the Cruiser also came 37k damage to the HW.

The next to be targeted was StayFrosty where he battled back and forth and finally was also blown to bits. The Bors countered with another 40k off the HW. Then the Tibs loss focus and began to spread fire and did not kill a cruiser but made 2 flee the sector. The fourth tick proved there would be more fighting from the Bors than the Tibs expected and in a surprise hyper 2 more cruisers showed up and the fire power was back on.

The Tibs targeted Cruiser Pilot Pirahannas , as his shields began to turn red he sent a comm. out to the repair ships asking them to just keep him alive long enough to get five more shots in to the planet. This was true Boraxian pride and zest for war. The repair ships kept him functional long enough to fire three bombs before his escape pod was ejected.

On the sixth tick the target was Pilot Hapiface and they held nothing back to take the shields down to amber and then let the ship sit there for two hours taking pop shots from every sleeper the tibs had. All along the legion knew they only had one thing to do and that was finish off the planet. Pilot Hapiface was able to keep all the shots coming her way and making it somewhat safer for the remaining cruisers and bombers to fire.

It was announced at the start of tick 7 that all ships shoot the planet and with the help of returning bunny bombers the planet was destroyed with the fatal bomb of Pilot Sinupret.

This planet took more time to kill but only because the Boraxian legion had never been there before and was not familiar with the terrain. They also had some fire power there but the results were clear they did not have enough to stop the killing Boraxian legion.

First bomb went in to the planet tick 476 and the last bomb went in 482 the planet had shields of 182679 and the scans had over 300 bad guys listed. sure many were decoys but many were not.

The galaxy is once again free of the littering scum once called Kril-Jax-Tibs and the Boraxian life forms can go back to peaceful living until the call comes out again.

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