Boraxian Sun Beta 16
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---Boraxian Sun---edition 1
As the boraxian fleet left the boraxian home system the presses of the boraxian sun where turned on incomming transcripts where messy due to atmosperic anomalies at this time the boraxian sun is in contact with the cloacker vessel mermaid comandiert by commander D@rio (it seems Cloacked vessels have less interference on the sub space com bands) in answer to our transcript to give us an update on what was going on we recieved the folowing :
ASTEROIDS TICK 9
Boraxian fleet is victorious in the asteroids Tibs are withdrawing from the asteroids an only krills an ajaxians remain. our fleet lost only 1 ship an had 2 severe casualties that are now regenarating. The daring plan of commander chainsaw seems to be very effective an it molds the entire boraxian fleet into one fearsome weapon with the lack of official leadership it is astonishing what the boraxian fleet is cappable off The experienced fighters of the postal wars are taking command showing the newer pilots exactly how to become fearsome fast. With the tib fleet running it will become slightly harder to maintain our excellent kil ratio but it is probable that we will prevail an emerge victorious as of this tick we are overcrowding the top20 with bor ships an it won't be long till one of them makes lvl 2 the three casualties our legion had to sustain are a mere dent as where the other legions got beat up bad of those three casualties only one has to be proven fatal but it seems commander daredevil already is making his way back to the battlefield. Commanders Legion an D@rio cloacked an are Regenarating an almost back to full health eager to join in again
Further reports will be issued during the course of the battle
TIB ASYLEM LOSES 2 DANGEROUS PATIENTS
Due to the oncomming war The tibran army is reported to draft anything with flying experience. Due to these measures The grand asylem on tibrar was drained of his staff personel overcrowded as the asylem was (he it is on tibrar an they are al a bit goofy) 2 patients made an escape in 2 vessels as deranged as they where they decided to go to the only place the belonged Boraxus. Not realizing the gravity of their situation they persued there flight into boraxian airspace where our home defense took the apropriate mesuaers. Tibran officials where notified of this incident. Boraxian officials have been found to regret this incident as it is of no honour to shoot down the deranged.
POSITION OF LEGION COMMANDER STAYS VACANT
The position of legion commander is still under debate. reporters an inhabitants of boraxus are at a loss as the word is in the streets of our fair capital there is no ultimate commander around or are there multipel ? with a fleet of veterans an fearsome commanders it seems that leadership is at a loss no commander seems willing to take the 1st position. The planns an orders given are comming from a number of ships an are folowed acordingly. Many names have come up but commanders who's name came up where all fast in a denying response. it seems that 1 of the comanders finaly steped forward commander extracal seems to be the one to go for it . it seems all we have to do now is to wait if he can find the support needed.
personal adds
Boraxian Female 29 years old no smoker seeks involvement with a serious man not afraid of hights an siblings
Almost never used tibran ship for sale vessel razer being ocioned of starting bid 1200 boraxian pounds
We are looking for a 2nd hand expresso machine will pay as much as 100 boraxian pounds boraxian sun
All response must be send to boraxian sun
- Author: digadie
- Posted: 9 January 2005 13:11
A Must for any Pilot!!!
that esspresso machine... might be able to help you there... it's a real gem! a machine that's very old and originates from a far galaxy called 'the milky way' (ironic for the origins of an espresso machine i know!) from a small... technologically developing planet called earth. price = Borax£250 a little pricy i know... but for such a rare gem worth it me thinks!
- Author: D@rio
- Posted: 9 January 2005 16:33
---Boraxian Sun---edition 2
Boraxian retreat ?
After a gruesome 2 days in the asteroidbelt, boraxian ships are retreating, scared or yet another daring capper from high command ? After reaching level 2 ships started to hyper out of the asteroidbelt. some cloacking vessels just vanished on the spot What is going on here ? is the once so powerfull fleet at a disarray ? after consulting with several commanders in the fleet it looks very likely that it was an organized retreat To preserve the battle morale an draw the tibran legion back into Battle. at the question if the boraxian legions was scared away legion commander scartissue almost shot the concerning reporter for even considering such a fact. everything seems to be fine an after this brief pause we will expect some great victories to repport to u
Sleep or Death ?
A serious question for our fighting men ! as they are stuck in their figters up their they can't afford to sleep an expect to live. most fighter pilots demonstrate an astonishing routine of getting sleep when their guns are depleted until they are charged up again, in this case most an therefore not all. our reporter was at the scene when the escapepod of commander the Count arrived at Boraxus. It was remarkebel to see how well rested the commander looked. In response to the question, What happened ! The commander gave the folowing quote " As i was trained to i slept after i depleted my Weapons, but the alarmclock failed to go off at The apropriate time. When i woke up i was already on my way to boraxus in my escape pod !" As to how the fight was going the commander gave a quick remark while picking out a new ship " it will be a cold day in hell before any legion shows up on our doorstep"
Yellow dragon squadron on invincibility streak ?
The pride of the boraxian fleet the Yellow dragons are on the verge off becoming invincibel With 7 pilots in the top 30 they are the backbone of the legion as a tight unit they concentrate on one goal only boraxian future an how to make it last these fighting men deserve all the credit off the nation the boraxian high council extends the wish to meet these brave fighting men upon their return. as a response on this yellow dragon members pointed out that even if their squad is full their are many other squadrons that perform greatly in the astroids an need fighters to give the yellow dragons a run for their money
Boraxian alarmclock maker killed by angry mob
As a result of the quote of commander the Count, an angry mob showed up at the doorstep of boraxian avianautics alarmclocks boraxian officials where not in time to respond an as a result the president of the company was killed. The persons responsibel are locked up an they will have to account for their actions later. In a response the new president asured this newspaper that their will be a strict regime in quality checks on the next generation of alarm clocks !
Extra features on your ship ?
As more an more pilots experience the joy of the lvl 2 upgrade We questioned them on the new features an what they thought off it. Also a lot of lvl 1 commanders where curious about the features they are expecting to have soon.
Lvl 2 upgrade pack consists off : 1 sink with running hot an cold water 1 coffeemachine 1 softwareupgrade with complemtary game space invasion 1 weapons upgrade (adjustabel) 1 shields upgrade (adjustabel) 10 new taunts 1 do not disturb sign
As many pilots argued the sink is a real addition to the morning ritual as is the cofeemachine (replica's of an ancient model lately found by a reader of this paper) it seems that the softwareupgrade is saving many commanders from falling asleep at the late hours the weapons an shields are a sheer joy for those commanders that wanna pack a punch or wanna dodge incommings. However the 10 new taunts are nowhere to be found an the do not disturb sign doesn't seem to be working properly However commanders speculate about the new lvl 3 upgrades rumours go around the com waves that there will be a real shower in this package.
As the legion progresses we will keep u updated on the new upgrades
Legion Commander installed into office
As of today the proud boraxian Legion folowes a new LC installed in office was Commander Scartissue As the founder of the brilliant asteroids plan Commander Scartissue was the most logic of choices. The commander wishes to express his thanks to every commander in the legion an promised to uphold the terms that applie to this position
Incomming Letters section
Dear Editor, I wish to know what kind of Tibran ship is available, i might be interested in buying it for my collecton or for us as a spy vehicle (but only if it is a repper, i'm tired of shooting things)
Sincerely, Bossk
Answer : Dear commander Bossk the advertised tibran ship is no longer availabel. On carefull inspection the ship revealed many alarming faults, some due to poor engenering (hey it is a tib ship) others had a content that boraxian engineers only could explain as that the former tib commander seemd to have tried to make a coffee machine using diferent vital parts of the ships. On seeing the rapport The office that controls flying objects deemed this vessel to be grounded untill it can be disposed off.
Dear Editor,
I'm a big fan of your paper. In fact I buy the morning, evening and out-of-sector editions.
Is it true that the medication for Esquire SquidBoy has run out and he's returning to RSC for refills? I've heard he slurves his words and walks funny during blue crab season. Will he be alright?
Thanks. chainsaw
Answer : Commander chainsaw We are happy to inform u that our contacts in rsc confirm the recovery of the squidboy, after giving him his medicin he returned to his origanal form an was saying that he would return as fast as possibel. Doctors confirmed that however strange his condition was it is now cured an is not contagious for other commanders in the fleet
that esspresso machine... might be able to help you there... it's a real gem! a machine that's very old and originates from a far galaxy called 'the milky way' (ironic for the origins of an espresso machine i know!) from a small... technologically developing planet called earth. price = Borax£250 a little pricy i know... but for such a rare gem worth it me thinks!
digadie
Answer : Thanks commander digadie as we purchased the coffe machine an donated 250 pounds into your acount we where aproached by the avionautics division. They made replica's of the machine an it is now standard for all level 2 ships.
personal adds
Boraxian seeks assistence in his search for a ladder that can reach up 6000 feet an 200 boxes of diapers
squad 666 has room for daring cloacker pilots
answers to next 10 riddles availabel for decent price !
Slurving words an talking funny ? contact psycic medium lady boraxalis for the cure
- Author: D@rio
- Posted: 13 January 2005 19:53
The New Image
Due to our exchange program with some gif studio we wern't able to keep u up to date now that we have outfited the no 2 squad with some class we will be back later tonight with an all up to date edition of the boraxian sun
headlining : Dreadlar 6 are they Real ? lvl 3 an 4 upgrades get them they are worth it ! combat/piloting what u need to do what ? Rankings in the universe
an more !
- Author: D@rio
- Posted: 14 Januar 2005 0:53
---Boraxian Sun---edition 3
Boraxian Forces Emerge Victorious From Roids
As reported in an earlier edition the boraxian forces where taking control within the asteroid belt. At present time the battle is over an the victory is complete The briliant plan of boraxus tacticus chainsaw worked in Detail an brought the bor legion in the lead ! After some cleaning up the bor decided to pursue their victory streak. As LC Scartissue stated " only for the fact that blowing up those rocks up there won't give us the points, we could have stayed there forever "
The Dreadlar Six, Myth or reality ?
After the roids battle the boraxian legion jumped in on some krills in the southern sector. After deleting some ships from the krill backbone the army camped out in SS to repair up for yet another cunning plan. In the tick the planns should have started the entire krill legion proceeded to the asteroids. This move from our advisarys wasn't forseen as flexibel as the bor legion is Planns where altered to stop the krill threat. As forplanned the krill blob was attacking the repair an rest areas of the bor Legion. Some pilots where enjoying some well deserved R&R when they found themselves in the middle of a Krill Siege Luckely all pilots could make it out in time The Bor Legion acted as they where used to by now. They fired up their engines and pursued the Krill blob. As they where to fly into Dreadlar blind something Happened and only 6 fearsome Warriors flew into the krill Blob. The Bor Pilots that where hypering in Wished eachother luck as they surely expected to get killed at the spot. But...... nothing happend as the Boraxian pilots held their moves the stand off lasted.......an lasted. 6 Boraxian hips held 29 krills at bay Boraxian commander alky7 was badly damaged but made it out alive. Commanders Chainsaw,Reefshark,thecount,the bull and D@rio stood their ground and even braoght ennemy commander faulcon down to near dead. At this point in time the sky actualy lit up with boraxian hypertrails of jumpin in Boraxians After this the sector was cleared off any ennemies in a minimum requerd the morale off the men skyrocketed As a commander said " if the krill blob can't even make a kill 29 vs 6 then we have nothing to fear !
Bors on top at all fronts except At the ATT !
The Borrs are on top on all scoring trays, they leed the top pilots rankings, the squad rankings, an every other ranking u could think off only exeption on this streak is the ATT No Boraxian is to be Found on The All Time Top Simply because Boraxians don't do Dying !
Level 3 + 4 uprades To Fine Tune your vessel !
A must have for your long yourneys into outer space ! The expansion packs are a real benefit for the experienced traveler an warriorcommander. as speculated a shower was in the lvl 3 upgrade let's just see the parts included !
lvl 3 complemantary Shower with soap dish shield/gun upgrades refrigarator filled with beverages complement of the bor brewery company (bbc) cockpit sun shield 10 more video games including pacman/pitfall/pong end others and something inflatabel (up to commanders choice)
Lvl 4 Bath with heating shield gun upgrades Microwave DVD player with 15 new titles a keg of beer ? racing strips i break for....... sign (commanders choice)
About the lvl 3 an 4 upgrades some comments
"burp" "pffft.....pffft......pfffft" most off the commanders where found complaining about the keg of beer measures are shouted about the comms how to open it without the proper tools. Signs have been seen with "i break for krill blobs,asteroids, my LC,homeworlds, etc etc
They shoot bunt won't hit u vs 1 shot mayham (piloting vs Combat all the pros an coins)
a subject under heavie debate ! full piloting seems to be very popular but some tend to feel full combat as the way to go. What do u want ? stay alive an absorb alot off fire. Or blow ennemies from the sky with a single shot but beeing blown to pieces yourself Rumours go that most of the top borrs are "tough" as nailes hence maybey there absence in the ATT.
666 Deamonz - the new kids on the block ?
The newest squad up in the top 10 is the Bor Squadron 666th Deamonz. the 666th deamonz are a cloacker squad only Tacticus Chainsaw an LC scarrtisue are very pleased with this new addition as they think it will be verry effective in the later stages off the war where inteligence will be a vital key ellement for survival Already members off the 666th have proven to be a key factor in dangerous missions. Commander Swedish especialy has pulled off some daring missions. More suprisingly they are only outmatched in kills by there fellow yellow dragons, but they outclass the dragons with 0 deaths rumour seems to have it that 666th still has some spots open for talented cloackers.
Tara's bar rumours !
As rumours go in the galactical hangout it is mentioned that the ajaxians are building a death star an that planns have fallen into krilgorian hands. The building methods seem to invlove a lot of dead commanders, this would explain there presence in great numbers in the ATT. Another rumour goes that the self destruct button off the ajaxians is missing it was presumely taken by a defecting scientist. Rumours go tha boraxian inteligence has now in his possesion a lag machine. It is rumoured that this machine is responsibele for the Boraxian successes so far !
Boraxus your favourite planet to a suicide vacation !
As the dreadlar 6 chased most off the krills out they scaterd in every known direction. As pilot suyr nutr advanced boraxian inteligence was afraid for a cunning raid on our home planet. Aparently the foreign commander was so broken up about the Display he witnesed that he flew his ship straight into an unpopulated area off boraxus. Luckely noone was badly injured except for a psycick know as lady boraxalis
the stragler test !
Are u a stragler or are u the first to jump ? Do the amazing test !
1 when u have to jump u ? a jump eot -20 b jump in the tick c jump a tick late d jumpin ?
2 when u log in u have ? a 10-20 comms b 20-50 comms c 50-100 d none
3 u see enemie ships when ? a u here from them on comms b u log in c when u jump in to them d hypering in
4 u need ? a 10 min notice to jump b 1 tick c 2-4 ticks d Notice ?
Obituaries section
Silently departed our dear lady boraxialis no longer will she foretell us our mezmorizing thoughts may she wander among here beloved kindred spirits
Father of SQuid
Personal adds
Something to open a medium size beer keg with will pay with something off value
chainsaw
A Pump that can blow up inflatebels rapidly will pay u with a tour round durius highlands
Reefshark
answer stragler test
1 2 3 4
a 10 10 7 10 b 7 7 0 7 c 5 5 10 5 d 0 0 5 0
35-40 points u are the backbone of the legion ready to go when called for a fine example of a boraxian commander
25-35 points Just a regular joe, not a stragler an not a front runner you are part of the loyal legion but beware ! Strangling is round the corner
10-25 points YOU ! YOU ! YOU ! a stragler for sure U make peeps babysit u in dangerous sectors so u don't die instantly. Clean up your act soldier !
0-10 points No u ain't even a stragler you are just wanna try out every ship Boraxian avianautics has to offer. Don't even try, there is no hope for u !
- Author: D@rio
- Posted: 18 January 2005 15:57
