Kril Kronicle Beta 13

Galactic Tick 20

Tibran Mining Colony -- This is your embedded reported DarkRaven. Once again galactic war has broken war has broken out, the 13th such one. All pilots have been recruited and have gotten underway.

Early fighting took place mainly around Darius Highlands. Krilgorian pilots attacked but retreated soon after to respond to a threat in Mattas Head. Ajaxian forces then continued the attack on the Bors, but were repulsed, leading to an initial Bor lead.

As Bor and Jax pilots continue to battle, the Krills struck Tibran forces in MH, and followed them to Acrador. A short battle followed-a resounding Krill victory.

Now, Krill forces advance upon the Tibran Mining Colony, home of the Tib ST. Initial reports indicate great cohesion from Krill forces, resulting in the decimation of the few Tib defenders. More reports to follow from the front soon!

-Embedded fleet reported DarkRaven, Commander, squad 12-The Reapers.

DarkRaven of Perosis

The floggings will continue until moral improves!

• Author: DoomWarrior
• Posted: 16 February 2004 9:46

Galactic Tic 25

Tibran Mining Colony - After just experiencing an Atmospheric anomaly, most of our ships are down to 60% shields if not lower. The suspision of a Tibran attack at our stronghold of the Tibran Mining Colony is making it more tense than ever. Everyone here are ordered to keep their calm and to self repair. However, most of the ships had already been damaged before the atmospheric anomaly so it rests in our hand - the repairships - to make sure that our fleet is in the best condition possible.

I have conspiratory thoughts about the ajaxian move, to move down to CT6 - the adjacent sector to Tibran Mining Colony - they might have a secret pact with the tibran movement and stab us in the back, tactically that would be a smart move...

I'm sitting here waiting for my ship to recharge to be able to repair some more, meanwhile the tension is unbarable, Will the tibrans attack? Will the ajaxians help them and stab us? Are we going to be victorious?

There is only one of these questions I can answer for sure, it's the last one and the answer is YES.

- Embedded Reporter DoomWarrior, Captain, Squad 911 - The Reppers

DoomWarrior of Magnazine (since Beta 2)

"You come into this world defenseless. That's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, he gave us trees. But we knew what he meant."

• Author: DarkRaven
• Posted: 17 February 2004 1:24

Galactic Tick 30

Acrador

The first huge battle of war 13 has jsut been concluded. The brave Krilgorian warriors putting seige to TMC were finally attacked by the Tibran fleet.

The early battle was clearly in the Krilgorians favor as they laid waste to Tibran combat ships. One by one they died, Britnoth, dandarl, David and Keyser_Soze to name a few. The only initial loss suffered was that of pilot Sheafigeezer.

However, an unfortunate AA hit the sector, forcing a pullback from the damaged fleet. Most ships managed to retreat, but a few were lost. Still, against overwhelming numbers the Krilgorians more than managed to hold their own.

Although the Tibrans total score is currently higher, the Krills still have more higher level combat ships, and have shown brilliant fleet coordination. All attention is now focused on the future as the Krills hurridly rep to be in shape to crush a likely Tib assault. More to come from the front as battle wages.

-Embedded reporter DarkRaven

Leader Squad 12 (Reapers) and tactical coordination VR.

DarkRaven of Perosis

The floggings will continue until moral improves!

• Author: DarkRaven
• Posted: 19 February 2004 4:25

Galactic Tick 47

TMC battle nearing conclusion!

The past 10 ticks have been an up and down battle between the Tibrans and the Ajax/Krill alliance. Initial loses included Trillium and the severe damaging of yours truly, DarkRaven.

However, the might and coordination of the Alliance proved to be to much. After crushing much of the fighter resistance, the Alliance targetted the large Tibran repair fleet. Within a matter of three ticks, several major Tib reppers were killed, including Aspis and SonOfSquid.

Now the Tibrans appear to be in full retreat, as the Alliance forces begin the task of sorting through the many decoys to find the remaining Tib forces and send them back to Tibrar the quick way.

More to come from the front, re-embedded reporter Darkraven, repaired, Leader Squad 12.

DarkRaven of Perosis

The floggings will continue until moral improves!

DarkRaven (Krilgorian)

Posted - 19 February 2004 19:57

• Author: DarkRaven
• Posted: 19 February 2004 19:57

Now Hiring

We are always looking for new writers/reporters as well!! News, battles, commentary, galactic events, horoscopes, entertainment, all are welcome in the Kril Kronicle!! Just write away

DarkRaven of Perosis

The floggings will continue until moral improves! Author: Mr.Stabby :: Posted: 19 February 2004 23:19

how about having a most valued pilot award, someone who in the past few ticks has made the biggest contribution to the leigon, could be a selfless sacrfice, most kills or anything else worthy of the honour.

The prize is seeing their name for all to admire and a nice warm fuzzy feeling inside

that should be enough for anyone

I don't get angry I get Stabby!!!

• Author: DarkRaven
• Posted: 20 February 2004 16:42

Galactic tick 59

The Two Towers

Much has happened since the last report of battle. Two out of four STs were killed in a short time span, the Tib and Ajaxian. Seeking revenge, the Tibrans attempted to attack MH, but fled in panic from the returning forces of the mighty Krill fleet. Along the way, Krill bombers and reppers have continued their fast ascention to the top of the ranks, including the first level 5 pilot, Llotyhy.

Llotyhy had this to say. "Its a great honor being atop the ranks, and we krills have occupied it and many of the other top spots for some time now. Its clear that right now we are the legion to beat." However, he also warned against overconfidence. "Many super legions often get bored and overconfident and either drop into inactivity or make rash decisions. We can win this war for sure, but it will take more time, activity and hard work. Good job all, lets keep it up!"

Meanwhile, the Krills prepare for a renewed attack on the Tibran fleet sitting in perosis. More to come on the upcoming battle.

Embedded reported DarkRaven, Commander squad 13-Reapers, the most kick ass cloaker squad in the game!!

DarkRaven of Perosis

The floggings will continue until moral improves!

ChiliDog (Krilgorian) Posted - 1 April 2004 9:11

• Author: ChiliDog
• Posted: 1 April 2004 9:11

Jax the fax ‘maam

In a move to improve the alliance, two Ajaxian pilots Pirate and ChiliDog, agreed to become embedded journalists for the illiterate Krils. Pirate was seen shaking his head upon viewing the Kril bulletin board, little Intel (unknown if he meant intelligence or recon) and the top thread is a one word collection train oh polease!

Resistance is ... the future

The Bor’s mantra that Resistance is futile may be replaced soon. Memorabilia with Resistance is the future have been selling out in local markets following a fifth repelled invasion. Imperial class Suptorpedo was the only casualty, but a pair of Bor cruisers were dented so badly their call signs were unreadable. Admiral DarkRaven down played the recent exchange, saying it’s one more step towards Kril rule. Admiral Llothy confirmed the legion’s ship campaign for more cloakers would continue. When questioned about converting cloakers to cruisers, he smiled and responded with a ‘no comment’. "We all flee in a yellow submarine" was overheard by Kril communication crews in the last rout.

Random Testing questioned

Unbeatable will be receiving his fourth random vision test this week. An anonymous source at Kril-Med believes he’s switching his test results because a medical intern was heard crying that he could only see yellow. Kril Fleet Command (KFC) has started a program of drawing Bor ship types on their fried chicken boxes to avoid any other pilots who share Unbeatable’s condition of firing on allied ships.

Elsewhere in the universe:

Xin has not shown his knarly head yet so it means six more weeks of base defense. Pilots were hoping he’d show up and lead a small group out for recon duty. Kharn has taken up the position, but lost his notepad along the way and had to commit the ships to memory. Only one Bor confirmed in SS at this time.

Sporty was seen exiting Tara’s Bar on several occasions but only entering once. The beloved hostess has beefed up security in the event of some future havoc.

PK touring groups are applauding the efforts of Imperial carriers Zephyr and Jeffrey on improving the local environment. Sector real estate are at the highest levels in weeks.

Metals futures are plummeting follow a surplus of Bor scrap in the universe.

In the entertainment business, "Cruisers in Gray" has been the top grossing video of the year. Haates oscillating health record just keeps folks tuned in.

• Author: ChiliDog
• Posted: 1 April 2004 16:19

Breaking News

Just in....

Yella Bors arunnin'

As the day drew to a close, a trio of over-confident Bors snuggled in Soutern Sector drinking their imported cocoa leeched from the Kril shipping lanes. Yet, through the darkness emerged five elite stormtroopers (Governess "urmom", dazzle "Mr.Stabby", Iceman "caution", trailblazer "kharn" and event "horizon" to rain down clouds of death. In a gripping tight display of pinpoint early fire, veteran Bor insurgents Rhyryn and Cranar272 were destroyed before their survival pods could enable them to jetison out. The pilots have not resurrected yet and it's believed Bor Command is struggling to find their cloning sequences. Imperial cruiser Flak! fled for his life at speeds never before witnessed in a ship of his size.

Asked about the daredevil maneover, Caution shruggled and replied "I jus' like my coco". His team roared in laughter. As Caution relaxed with his cup of cocoa, this reporter tried to make contact with Bor Command but to no avail. A spokeperson for the Bor LC did come forward with a statement that the Bors stand by their statement that the Krils have many ships of mass destruction and need to be removed. Polls for the Bor leader continue to deteroirate.

Metals melting

The metal markets continue to fall as local sectors are littered with Bor scrap. Kril leaders want the home base healthy before the big cleanup begins.

Legion Survey released

Krilgorian pilots were asked which carrier would they jump on in a pinch if they had the choice. Almost two thirds picked zephyr. "He's a racehorse" growled retired flight instructor Xanadu. Yet, statistics from the exit polls indicate that Jeffrey, although second, was highest with the young female pilots and those aviators feeling a kinship to mushrooms.

• Author: DarkRaven
• Posted: 1 April 2004 17:45

Daily Brief

KFC has issued a statement to thank the reppers for their hard work in restoring the Krill home base to former levels.

"We would like to thank the historic efforts of our vital repper fleet. It was undoubtedly your hard work in repairing the base that led the bors to retreat without spending a single combat tick. This subsequently lead to the destruction of Boraxian cruiser Suptorpedo. keep up the good work."

In further news, several pilots express interest in pursuing Haates' rogue cruiser, but KFC warns that cocoa shipments are strictly kept to a 3 sector from PK limit, warning that leaving this radius would result in "loss of cocoa priveledges for a long time."

Boraxian-The BIF is apparently around their own home planet, dealing with elements of the ajax who attacked Boraxus in a show of defiance, if little else.

Tibran/Ajaxian-Blob concentration at unknown location, perhaps nowhere. Tibs report falling confidence in their yet-to-be-elected LC.

DarkRaven of Perosis

The floggings will continue until moral improves!

Jeffrey (Krilgorian)

Posted - 1 April 2004 17:47

• Author: Jeffrey
• Posted: 1 April 2004 17:47

Daily Brief-Friday

Bors ger bored in Boraxus, look for more interesting things to do. Like most vet heavy legions with many cruisers, doing PUs seems to have the bors crying for action.

Krills-Defective Cocoa packets have led to a recall, forcing all Krill pilots to return to PK, or at least within one sector. Special shipments are being made to the roids where scouts scan for the Bored bors.

Tibs-NAP breaking with both sides continues, despite stern warnings from both LCs. Krill LC llotyhy had this to say. "Dammit, stop shooting the Tibs, we need them right now!! We can kill them all later, but lets beat the real threat first!"

Ajaxians-Whereabouts currently unknown. That is if they even have a blob per se.

DarkRaven of Perosis

The floggings will continue until moral improves!

ChiliDog (Krilgorian) Posted - 4 April 2004 5:2

• Author: ChiliDog
• Posted: 4 April 2004 5:02

Bor-B-Q

Kril Fleet Command is cooking up a storm in a "two-prong-hammer" with the Tib-Jax alliance. This maneover hasn't been used for several millinieum and some are praying it works as well as the first time. Pilots are pushing for jumping sequence to be first in line for the big slugfest. The evil Bors have had their way with the universe since the dawn of time, but many speculate they are going to get a serious whoopin' in the next few hours. Due to the recent bird-flu virus, cows had to be used to ensure the KFC name remains. Some unrest seems to have developed with this change to a fried cow format. Neverless, there will be food available after the big battle. The price of Bor metals was seen falling in after-hours markets. One setback has been the ever present curse of Kril carriers not being able to make the jumps. But, since there are very large bounties placed on their heads, it's best safe and alive then dead and buried.

MH trap fouled

A dozen cloakers hide behind the moon HrugHu986 in Mattas Head as a trap was laid for three Bor pilots who never showed. Greydragon was later informed he was the "bait" for an elaborate heist that didn't play. Greydragon who looked startled when told of his role in the drama, laughed it off, but was seen heading to the nearest Llothy of London Insurance branch to increase his life insurance.

Hibernation is over

Pilots, new and old are returning in droves, eager for some action. Josephine5 was eager to put her pilot gear back on after her clone-laws left her dome-pod. Her wisdom and guns are greatly appreciated.

New book release

tecnoturc and chilidog have begun plans to produce a book together called "The Tales of Two Tibs". It will be a nursery rhyme book for young Krils. It comes out at a time when both legions are hoping to forget past transgressions and look forward to a more prosperous alliance. Proceeds from the book will go to families of displaced rogue pilots who find their way to non-Bor families.

AA meeting

DoomWarrier was admitted to Attachments Anonymous. It appears he was adding unstable implants to boost his performance on the battlefield. When asked about his reasoning at the AA meeting, he claimed in broken English - "err.. Size matters". DoomWarrior was released but is being monitored for how quickly he can reach a fifth class cruiser.

• Author: DarkRaven
• Posted: 4 April 2004 20:48

Daily Brief Sunday

TriNapNews-Elements of the TriNap head toward RSC in a bid to surprise some of the Bor fleet which seems to have gone somewhat inactive. KFC assures all pilots that cocoa will be provided

Boraxians-Without intercepted Krill Cocoa, bor find themselves becoming Bored and boorish. Could it be the beginning of the end for them?

DarkRaven of Perosis

The floggings will continue until moral improves!

• Author: ChiliDog
• Posted: 5 April 2004 0:27

Another Distrust

I'm with another pilot - this game, TVSGames is no longer fun.

I plan to hammer Anakin every chance I get in future games. He'll have to find a new alias as I know I'm not alone. Friggen moron.

• Author: Pirate
• Posted: 5 April 2004 1:15

Tib betrayal!

With all four legions poised to fight in Red Sky City, a dramatic turn of events was in the making.

The tri-NAP ships were all showing excellent fire-discipline, waiting for the order to strike the opposing Boraxian fleet. The first shots were fired, Boraxian pilot Pirahanas soaking up damage, Krils fired, Ajaxians fired, Boraxians fired... Tibs waited, but what for? Then it happened, the Tib ships charging towards the Boraxian fleet ready to open fire quickly swung round and opened fire on Krilgorians and Ajaxians! Moments later, the Tibran Legion Commander, Anakin, officially declared the NAP to be broken, both in a message to Commander Llotyhy and publicly in Tara's Bar.

Anakin cited five reasons for this turn of events, listed below:

• valdano was killed in PK while being there to defend

• Ryu almost died as well

• Aesirai killed a Tib in NSA 24 hours ago

• We were backstabbed in TMC quite a whiole ago by Jax fleet

• Too much random shooting in PK

Moments after the announcement in the bar, arguments broke out between pilots. Many Krilgorian pilots started ripping into Anakin for his decision, the arguments being led by Pirate and Llotyhy with valuable input and support from other angered pilots. Anakin fell silent, refusing to defend his actions when Mother, Boraxian Carrier Pilot, stepped in and defended the decision. His words were not enough though, and he was easily defeated, leaving the room in an awkward atmosphere.

Many Tibran pilots are believed to be fully against the betrayal and, led by Britnoth, may be revolting. Britnoth was heard to have said he was heading back to Tibrar to hang up his spacesuit until such foolish decisions would stop being made.

We will now be holding a phone poll.

Did the Tibs do the right thing?

Yes

No

Call 0800 KRILGORE and give your answer.

• Author: ChiliDog
• Posted: 5 April 2004 1:34