Krilgorian News Beta 14
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Krilgorian News
This afternoon the sound of the alarms roared through the Krilgorian compound calling all pilots to their ships. Once again the war was begun . All pilots are called to duty to fight for Krilgorian honor. Please keep this thread for news post only. All are welcome to report the news . For the first stage of the war we are heading to the roids to kick some bad guys .See you in battle. Remember to read the Krilgorian News.
- Author: Godofwine
- Posted: 21 May 2004 16:50
Issue 2
Friday the 21st of May, a day that will stay in the minds of krillgorian for 3 hour periods to come.
The Krillgorian Fleet has once again set forth on a voyage into The Violet Sector. Territories are being claimed in the name of the red army, and her enemies are moving, and she is responding.
A leader is yet to take the helm of the fleet, but there are many pilots who have rallied behind the krill banner, Vets if you will, who have shown courage and cunning, the meat needed for the job, in past conflicts.
As we Look into the war ahead, nothing is certain, except one thing. We are Krill.
When you're a god you don't have to have reasons Author: Godofwine :: Posted: 24 May 2004 14:47
Issue 3
<whoooosshhh bang! kerpow!>
as i stand here on the bridge of the good ship Gargoyle(II), the tibran fleet are comencing an attack in the Krillgorian province of Dreadlar.
Not one evening after the first Press ship Gargoyle(I) was destroyed in the asteroid region of the sector. the hostilities from one of our nearest neighbours, the, at this point, strongest fleet in the galaxy.
however the our fleet, our esteemed blob, is now at a strong point, it has experienced pilots, and now, a leader, The Legion Commander Gisse.
when asked about our chances he announced, in true Krill strength - "cloakers suck".
So far there is very little word on the other inhabitants of the sector, although reports suggest, ajaxian and boraxian forces are ingaged in war together, and that the first hostilities have been exchanged between the two.
this reporter believes we will win the day here, and drive the green peril away, strenghtening our forces.
When you're a god you don't have to have reasons
D@rio (Boraxian)
Posted - 27 May 2004 2:33 Edit Message
- Author: D@rio
- Posted: 27 May 2004 2:33
Issue 4
extra extra extra
news flash just came in from planet tibrar.
Where a few brave krill shipps took it upon them selves to pay the imposing tib homeworld a visit
described by lc Gisse as "stictley to lvl up our legion" some ferocious fighters went on there way
as heard on the air waves "they left as boys/girls but come back as men/women"
with only a few ships in the red we left some tib fighters in there escapapods before pulling out before the vast mayority of the tib fleet returned home. at the moment the repaircrews are working round the clock to get the fleet i the green once more !
- Author: Hapiface
- Posted: 1 June 2004 7:08
Issue 5
KRILGORAN PILOTS VICTORIOUS WITH DEFENSE
May 31, 2004
As the legion prepared for the Tibs to arrive there was much tension in the air as to how the battle would go. In the past there was little to no fire power from the Krills due to lack of activity and separation of the veteran pilots from the main fleet. The veteran pilots saw it was going to be next to impossible to level up the ships with lack of training and discipline from the new pilots. Some still question the actions of the veterans and even began to question the loyalty to the legion. There should be no doubt in any minds now of either the loyalty or ability of the veteran pilots.
Today the legion pulled together and fought off the over confident Tibs by killing top pilots Reema, Ryu, Dauqsedicius, (suicidesquad spelled backwards), Happy, Caelin, Unbeatable. Six pilots dead for the Tibs and three losses for the Krills, Pilot Vrax, Skrimisher, and Godofwine all gave their ships for the safety of our scan tower, and base.
This marks the first real victory for the krills and made the other legions stand up and take notice to the ability of the sleepy Krilgorian Legion. One should never doubt the power of the quiet ones and should always learn from each battle.
This legion is still a long way from being the aggressors in base attacks. But with some help and following orders there is a chance this could be turned around and built up to a winning legion.
Words of advice to the new pilots is listen to orders follow them without question and never get to attached to your ship because when you do then you make mistakes and it will cost you two weeks pay for every mistake. Ships are a dime a dozen as long as we have a base we have endless supply of ships. The legion fought well today the good news is we can get better.
- Author: Hapiface
- Posted: 2 June 2004 8:37
Issue 6
Krilgoran Celebrate TumNarDak Day
June 2, 2004
There is dancing in the streets and free drinks for all who come out to celebrate TumNarDak’s Birthday. This is a special day in space it marks the 32nd birthday of this high ranking pilot. His devotion to the TVS community has kept it one of the best communities to be part of. For those of you who don’t know Pilot Tum you should stop by Tara’s bar and pay a visit. There is always someone to talk to.
The special activities planned for today are in the morning we kick off the day with warm muffins all you can eat. Then there will be target practice on the stray Tibs between here and Tibland. Extra prizes for level 4 and 5 kills.
Then at lunch time there is a big barbeque in the main pit with all you can eat legs and thighs, dipping sauces a Krill specialty. After lunch is when the real party kicks in and the bands start playing and the gifts will be brought in from all over the galaxy. Make sure you don’t miss this once a year celebration. Hats and shirts will be given out to the first 100 people who show up.
Happy Birthday Tum! Enjoy your day and hope you have many kills for you today.
Hapiface (Krilgorian)
Posted - 9 June 2004 5:55 Edit Message
- Author: Hapiface
- Posted: 9 June 2004 5:55
Issue 7
June 9,2004
Krilgorian’s Manage to take the lead in Space Battle
After some strange turn of events and some timely kills the legion in front is none other than the Krilgorian Dawdler’s. The galaxy is stunned by the turn of events and just maybe it is has pumped some life in to the KD’s I t will take some work and patience of steel to keep the lead and one can never be sure what the next sector brings. So far the KD’s have not had to leave their HW for some action. This of course has turned 85% on the legion in to base sitters and that is no way to blow up Scan towers or HW. All we can do is keep the faith and hope nothing has to be more than one sector away. Keep up on your news with the rarely posted Krilgorian News.
- Author: Hapiface
- Posted: 18 June 2004 3:51
Issue 8
June 17, 2004
Krilgorian News Center Hit By Mysterious Space Ball
The Krilgorian News center was hit by a mysterious ball of metal shard and burning nanobots . The ball of destruction was first spotted over the Astrofields but as with the things in space most paid no mind to it.
Later in the week it was again spotted over the inner ring close to Orbital. It had grown in size and seemed to be moving much faster than before.
Before you could flip your lasers on high the ball had moved to 81103 and began ripping through the news center and destroying everything in it’s path. This is the first time we have been able to enter the building and we were lucky to find some old printers to use to get this news out to you.
The ball was not the only thing to hit 81103, and luck was not with the Krilgorian fleet either. They were sleeping in the sector after retreating from attacking the Boraxian scan tower when the three legions decided to turn on the krills and trap them in the sector and killing the LC Gisse first then moving on to kill Dreamtheater, Parabola, Therocksmell, Xtracal just to name a few. The LC has quit the legion and left the mess of the legion in the hands of acting VR Pilot Vrax.
One has to mention the fact that most of the legion was sleeping when the attack happen and it was Pilot Shoot who took it upon himself to give the retreat orders due to no leadership being online. Pilot Shoot ordered the legion to use the gate to jump to Aquarious to get away from the other legions who were still killing things.
This is the third time such an attack happened on the Krills and it has to be brought up to see if any one can see the pattern being used here. The legion who shows any power gets slapped by the other three legions.
What do you think will be the next move for the krills? Do they have any fight left in them? Will any of the pilots who have lost their ships due to no piloting skills keep doing the same thing? Will the legion ever get any bombers to blow things up? All these questions need to be ask and answered. Will Vrax be the next LC and will he make the right choice when it comes to shifts for the VR job?
If the news center is still standing you might be able to read the answered to these questions and more in the next issue of the Krilgorian News.
- Author: skirmisher
- Posted: 18 June 2004 10:26
Issue 9
will hapi ever risk her ships by joining with the blob? will she ever go rogue???
- Author: parabola^
- Posted: 19 June 2004 19:53
Issue 10
A STUNING(ly boring) ANALOGY
"it has been observed" says one krilgorian profeser"that the balance of power atracts enemies, the violet sector is like a giant board of marbles, a cruser being a marble, a homeworld with to many will atract more of diferent types"
"as i predict the tibs are soon to physicaly metaphoricaly literaly and hypotheticaly loose their marbles"
(waits for laughter)
(waits a long time)
- Author: Hapiface
- Posted: 20 June 2004 1:27
Issue 11
June 19, 2004
Trinap Switches Legions
the Trinap has yet again switched legions and is now against the Tibs. The Krilgorian new leadership has decided to join forces with the Bors and Ajax to fight the Tibs who now have the most power when fighting alone. As the Tibs learned of this new development they quickly made their way back home with the other three legions in tow. It looks as though the other legions are keeping true to their word and only targeting the Tibs.
(spoke to soon and was shot at by a Boraxian while writing this )
The legion seems to be switching to bombers now with the loss of many high level ships, we now have a fair amount of bombers who will level fast on the planned attack in tibrar. We will just have to wait and see what happens once the battle begins.
It has been brought to the attention of the news center that the reports being printed are not uplifting enough, they are not helping the morale of the legion. After reviewing the past history of the battles the Krilgorian legion has encountered and the stories written it has become very clear that the best possible positive stories were printed and to candy coat the results of war is just plain wrong. When a battle is lost it is best to look for reason why it was lost and to improve on it. We are doing just that with the new bombers in the legion. So if the stories are not what you had in mind then by all means submit your own story and stop complaining about the others.
In other news
The Ajax have found a new way to serve spam. We are talking the meat-by-product spam and not the readable kind. The Ajax now serves it with chopped nuts and some secret sauce that looks quite gross and they call it Ajaxian spam surprise. so while you are waiting for the battle to begin don’t be to alarm if an Ajax comes up to you and offers this dish to you. If you are feeling brave go for it .
The Boraxian legion was faced with a huge predicament last week when the sewage workers went on strike and refused to return unless the demands of the lower creatures were met. These demands were simple all they wanted were some new hip boots to wear to the upcoming social event. the workers had been asking for these boots for some time and it is still unclear why the demands were not met. As this paper went to press the Boraxian Planet was almost entirely covered in sewage and starting to glow from the rancid smells. Inside sources have reason to believe this is an elaborate plan to save the HW from future attacks. One was quoted to say, “only the insane would dare attack us when we are neck deep in waste”. More on this story when the reporter on the scene can be found.
The Tibs are having a fashion show next month to show off their legion uniforms. The show had to be postponed until a new helmet design could be constructed. The helmet had one flaw being made out of metal proved to be unsafe in lightening storms. It also cause radio interference and just looked bad. the new design is due out some time next week. In the mean time the Tib legion are using plastic bowls for helmets so when in battle aim for the head.
You didn’t read it here if you get caught. §pb§
- Author: parabola^
- Posted: 20 June 2004 16:01
Issue 12
it has also been observed that a krilgorians back is very much like that of julius ceasers but with many more knives
- Author: Hapiface
- Posted: 21 June 2004 7:03
Issue 13
June 21. 2004
Fog Blankets War Zone Pilots Turn Into Shooting Frenzy
Just as the three legions were landing in the war zone a heavy blanket of fog covered the area making visibility zero. Pilots from all legions panicked and broke out into a shooting frenzy shooting Krills first and then there was no real order.
Top Pilot Aesirai was top target and he displayed what a top piloting cruiser can handle. with all three legions shooting him he still managed to get out with about half his shields left. Due to the mass confusion going on in the sector most of the radio channels were jammed or had such bad lag it was impossible to get through. It was also reported that some of the Tibs were still wearing the metal helmets and were suffering from all the static in their heads. It is still unclear what caused the fog but one can only think that from the smell that also canopied the sector it had blown in for the sewer mess the Boraxians have in their HW.
There is still much ciaos in the galaxy as pilots scatter and try to make it to a safe sector. The escape of pilot Aesirai is not over yet after landing in C-west he was again attacked by Ajaxian pilots who pulled every thing they had and fired it at Aesirai’s ship but it wasn’t enough and the gate opened to Garen and Pilot Aesirai was joined by members of the Mercenaries squad who were ready to escort him to safe sector. At the critical jump time there were no scans available so a coin was tossed and it was decided to take the NSA route. Many obstacles still stand in the way and a pilot does have to sleep sometimes. At the last report the group was still in NSA waiting for nearby Boraxian carrier to pass through the sector. If there are any repair ship who can lend a hand in repairing the battered cruiser the group hopes to be in Dreadlar by early morning.
There is an issue that needs to be addressed and that being the use of the scan tower. The tower of course is a result of all the Krilgorian pilots putting hours of back breaking labor to build and maintain. The legion becomes crippled when it has no scans. When it came right down to needing the scans to escape from the near death attacks they were not available, or were withheld from the needy pilots. It was only after the jump had been made and direct contact with the LC was this problem solved. As a suggestion to leadership it would help the legion if the LC is not going to be online then make sure the scans are left with a VR who will be online and available to assist should a crises happen. It does not help the legion to have neither LC nor VR offline when pilots are still trying to move about to safe sectors. the VR job is to fill in when the LC is offline. So the legion can still function while the LC sleeps. and does RL things. Sometimes nothing happens when the LC is sleeping and sometimes all hell breaks loose like we saw today.
There is a bit of encouraging news besides pilot Aesirai still being alive it was reported that we loss no ships in this terrible backstab which is indeed a step in the right direction. We did however lose one ship before the battle begun and that was due to misunderstanding in orders combined with anxious bunny pilot wanting to level up their new bomber. Glad to see pilot Worzle found a new ship.
In Other News
trade in your old ships for upgraded cruiser and carrier ships. These new ships have the latest in space gadgets. All you need is 75,000 Krilgorian marks and your old ship and it is yours to fly off the lot. Some models are now equip with built in ice- cream makers and custom seats. Get yours while they last. Author: Inferno* *Posted: 21 June 2004 11:40
Editor's Note: The Krilgorian News center would like to apologize for a minor misspelling in the latest issue of the Krilgorian News. Sentence "Get yours while they last" should read "Get yours while we last". The editorial board apologizes for any inconvienence
- Author: parabola^
- Posted: 21 June 2004 18:23
Issue 14
anajaxian scientist has newly discovered a new design for cruiser
this special design will fly at speeds unheard of before . with the ability to hyper to the oposite end of the sector in one turn.
in celebration the scientist threw a party where inadvertantly the blueprints were used as urm ... loo roll.
noticing the abscence of this super cruiser the scientist overnight threw together a few old designs for boats airoplanes hovercrafts and nuclear toaster he says it may function a litle faster with the small downside of exploding on contact with rocket feul.despite these flaws the design is being used in every cruiser made.
the scientist says it won't matter anyway as no-one is smart enough to get upgraded to a cruiser anyway.
in an up close interigation i mean interview he confesed that that was actualy better than the original design wich only goes that fast when in the tow truckpulling it after an incident invovling contact with direct sunlight
gargh it burns
§pb§
- Author: Hapiface
- Posted: 24 June 2004 8:33
Issue 15
New Leadership for the Legions
June 24,2004
As a twist of faith three of the four legions have new active LC’s. The excitement of the change could be felt throughout the galaxy. That was until the news flash that the new leaders were still going along with the Trinap against the Tibs. The main target was the Tib top pilot Doom Warrior. In a successful attack the three legions were able to arrive in Tibland and focus all fire on DW but it wasn’t quite enough and he fled to the nearby sector where he was brought down with the help of two Krills and Jax. (Names have been withheld to protect the paranoid). The efforts of the three legions also brought down Tib basesitter carrier pilot Star Trooper. The Krill LC was disappointed that neither big kill could be claimed by the Krills but looking on the bright side no one was killed in that battle except Tibs.
Much to the surprise of the spectators after only being in the sector for a short time all legions pulled out without a single shot being fired at either the scan tower or HW. All we can say is there must be a bigger plan to prepare for or the Bors just got mad when they kept seeing their level 4 pilots dieing in their HW by the band of Mercenaries who feel compelled to return the fire on the legion who almost killed three of its members. What will happen next with the new leadership is yet to be seen. All we can do is keep shooting the bad guys until there are no more.
Recall on cans of Spam.
In a recent issue it was reported that the Ajax were serving up a called Spam surprise. It was just announced that a recall on 50,000 cans of spam has been ordered due to a malfunction in the key used to open the cans. It has been reported that in some cases the key is to sharp and slices the can in half spilling all the toxic gel from the spam onto the creature opening the can. There have been several injuries from this and the Ajax are blaming the Krills who supplied the metal for the cans. Beware of any Ajax you see with burns they may be out for revenge.
As a gesture of good will there will be a dinner dance in the roids for the surviving Tibs it has been ordered to form a four way nap and just dance with each until one falls dead from exhaustion. Nice plan if it works and if it isn’t you who falls dead. the date of the dinner is still pending more news when we have it.
There is nothing to write about the Bors except that we don’t like them and we will kill all we find.
- Author: Inferno*
- Posted: 24 June 2004 11:15
Issue 16
CLASSIFIEDS
Tibran Female seeking dancing partner. Must be able to Tango with 4 arms, strong nose required. Royalty preferable
Open-minded Ajaxian Male seeking courtship with a female holding same political/religious/domestic/personal values. Must be Tall, slim, blue-eyed, orange-haired, short-eyelashed, medium-length digits, lon......[Ad cut to appropriate length (Editor)]
Boraxus seeking life to assimilate
Tibran queen bored with pansy-ness of species. Seeking non-tibran male for company
Kril legion invites all non-krils for a friendly game of battle to the death.
- Author: ~Vrax~
- Posted: 24 June 2004 11:51
Issue 17
"Much to the surprise of the spectators after only being in the sector for a short time all legions pulled out without a single shot being fired at either the scan tower or HW."
...wha?! Our bombers took the scan tower down to 29K from 53K... it's even now only back up to 30K. If we attack again today and concentrate fire it'll go down.
for many days readers of this paper were confused at the lack of pages this papaer contains
this was easily explained when it was pointed out that they dont actualy read theother pages
the market research shows that there was little point in making more than what was needed
this resulted in large protests of krilgorians saying that now they have nothing to wrap their fish and chips in
more importantly the one page they did leave was the one no-one read
"now all we're left with is political panorama"says one"frankly i chose armour"
the thing that confused most though was the suden apearance of the unused pages in a giant meteorite of waste paper the purpose of wich was oddly enough to soack up the uwful mess created in tibrar saying we did'nt realize the real meaning of the need for scrap and we've always wanted to dump large amounts of waste paper on them anyway
the ironic thing is all this was to actualy make news to fill the blank pages they tore out in the first place
more boring news by (guese who) ME
§pb§
- Author: parabola^
- Posted: 24 June 2004 17:59
Issue 18
Bombing Experience
confusion broke out today as a pack of ajaxian youths broke into a spaceportclaiming they had bombs and knives in their bags
the chaos that followed should have been foreseen by experience
please do not say you have bombs unless you realy do
the chaoscaused many injuries and fatalities were caused after trying to dispose of the aparant bomb using antimater to neutraliser
th lack of actual bomb caused the antimater to become unstable and the spaceport was enihelated
the explosion cuased a stir in the fighter base civil war broke out and their homebase self destructed
§pb§
- Author: parabola^
- Posted: 24 June 2004 18:45
