The Tibran Tribune Beta 33
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Its been an excting start in the great galazy war!
The battle started off with a FFA in the 'roids, with all the 4 races vying for control of the pivotal area.
After a slugfest of seismic size, suddenly the Tibs realized they had won! They looked around and realized the other 3 cowardly curs had run with their tails/tentacles between their legs/hooves/appendages!
The first half century has seen the blemished Bors bully the jellied Jax in the north eastern corner of the galaxy.
However, the tables seen to be turning a little, as the jolted jax strike back and deal some counterblows to bhe blubbering bors! Stay tuned!
In our own corner of the galaxy, the Terrific Tirbrans have bloodied the Krazy Krilles, not ONCE, not TWICE, but THREE consdectutive sector battles in a row!
this reported interviewed the Tib LC, "wicke Wakko", who had this to say:
"you know, the fire diciipline on this team is amazing! It brings a tear to my eye about how proud of the team I am, uh now excuse me its time for my mud bath.."
When questioned about the success of the batttles so far, "avenging" Aurora had this to say:
"You know, if only Gud knew how to wake up and shoot with the rest of the teams, I feel we would already be blowing Krillgore to dust right now!"
There you have it boys and girls, stay tuned for the next addition in the ongoing war report!
Lets hope VR Aurora gets HIS wish, and lets hope Boris gets a ship with guns!
- Author : ~Ice~
- Posted - 1 May 2008 22:10
Extra Extra
As the war goes on, the tibs have meandered all over this exciting galaxy. Some of the tired tibs havent complained, but some of the more terrible tyrant tibs (boris, 2ice, etc0 have been vocal against standing still.
After a few jousting matches with the krilles, and an unexpected 3 day galaxy wide siesta, the kraven krilles decide to team up with the *******ly bors and try to pin the tibs down.
Alas, one unfortunate Tib, gallavanting Gud, was caught napping with his pants down, after the VR Ice changed orders midticked and everyone ran, leaving gud to face the krille kowards alone.
The tibs plotted revenge, and prepared to face the bothersome bi-nap.
However, the expected massive battle has not unfolded yet, as the towering tibs terrified the twit krilles, by blowing up their carrier before their allies could even arrive.
Screams could be heard acroos the solar system, but not were louder then the tibs taunting and cheering.
The krills now flee the might of the tibrar fleet.....who now await the newbie bors hypering in unaware of their fate...
stay tuned...
- Author: ~Ice~
- Posted - 17 May 2008 18:44
Is it a war when there is no one to fight?
In this edition, we look at the effect of carriers on a fleets fatalities.
In the last edition, we saw how the kowardly krills were devastated by the loss of their carrier santiago.
The booring Bors, apparently refused to learn from their hard miatake.
As the Titantic Tibs prepared to face a tri nap, they waited....and waited....and waited some more. Everytime they jumped into battle, one or more of the opposing alien scum races would flee, abandoning their allies to the terror of tibs firepower.
Pulling a fantastic last minute jump, the tibs caught the mighty Zypher asleep at his navcom.
Pouring fire into him, zyph finally woke up, to see his scared legionmate Borg cube running like hell.
As the shots poured on, the tibs grew worried they did not have enough power to do it.
Thankfully, slothful pilot Vandor work up at the last minute and fired the shot heard around the galaxy, BOOM.
With the loss of zypher.....and 1/3rd of the bor fleet inside....the tibs realized their was no one left to stand against them.
As the tibs hopped around cleaning up various legion stragglers, they prepare for the end gaeme of the war.
Onwards....to Ajaxus,boraxus and krilgore
- Author: ~Ice~
- Posted - 26 May 2008 20:30
